Naughty Fluffy Bunny

Sakura sighed. "It's so unfair Ino," she murmured.

"What? Complaining again?" Ino muttered.

"Why did all the Ninjas in our year have to be gay?" Sakura philosophized.

Ino leaned back, tapping a finger against her lip. "Well, not all of them. Shikamaru has Temari."

"Really?" Sakura asked. "I thought he and Chouji were..." she made a little hand gesture which made everything clear.

Ino wrinkled her nose. "Do we have to discuss his sex life? Especially when ours are so lacking?"

Sakura jumped up. "I have an idea!"

"Oh? What?" Ino inquired.

"You think Hinata is attractive, right?" Sakura murmured, blushing a little.

Ino caught on pretty quick.