*can't resist poking those bears with sticks*

[windandwater]

And my response to all of this kerfluffle? The most incindiary thing possible, of course.


30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab ; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi ; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

-- The Bible (New International Version), Genesis 19:30-38


... whew! Not just incest, but dubious consent, alcohol, conspiracy, pregnancy... this one has it all! Once again proof that the Bible did it all first, and better than everyone else. :Db

Don't make me whip out The Song of Songs. I'll do it if I have to.

Comments

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

...Iloveyou.

Can we make this a meme to spread? ♥♥♥

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

:D

Feel free to post the text in your LJ if you want to. I mean, it's the Bible. It's probably the most controversial book in the world.

[moffit.livejournal.com]

*snerks*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^_______^

I couldn't help myself.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm exercising my right of free speech. ^___^

And I'll tell Aoi-chan. I'll probably go over to her house tomorrow and we might watch Pirates.

[aurorn.livejournal.com]

Amen! *snerks*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

... I don't even know you, but I think I love you a little bit.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

:O

We like love in this LJ! Indeed so! Glad you found amusement here. ^^

[chronolith.livejournal.com]

I love you, love you, love you.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I ♥ you too!

It's fun to use the Bible to prove a point. :3

[jade-sage.livejournal.com]

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB77D6A0E55069BD0A9B3A52CB005FA7D7

Man, this is so true. :D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD

That video was so funny! The Bible is full of such interesting stuff.

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

*here via merith's post*

*salutes you* Fitting words indeed!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*salutes back!*

I thought they were very appropriate considering the subject matter.

[yoiyami.livejournal.com]

Priceless! (Is it all right if I quote this in my journal?)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead. ^^ It's the Bible afterall.

[dentelle-noir.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah. Thank you for posting. I needed that after my innitial WTF freakout.

My question; WTF started this all?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^___^ I like putting things in (humorous, if irreverent) perspective.

And apparently it was started by a group called 'Warriors for Innocence'. They're a vigilante group trying to wipe out pedophilia or something. I won't link them because apparently they have tracking software that tells where hits to their site come from (if you follow links), so they follow them back and then find you and banninate. Idiots.

[adiva_calandia]

My memory's a little holey -- was it also Lot who was like "No, no, rioting crowd of men, you can't have sex with my two male guests! They're my guests! Here, have my daughter instead."

Or was that someone else?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yes, that was Lot. He offered his two virgin daughters to the mob outside of his house to rpotect his (angelic) guests. Oh, you silly inhabitants of Sodom and Gomohrrah. You should've just raped the girls!

/sarcasm

In Case You're Wondering -

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

I deleted the icon reply because I got word that they're TOS'ing people w/questionable icons. No verification yet, but better safe than sorry right now. I don't want to get you suspended.

Re: In Case You're Wondering -

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... if they were deleting based on icons, they would've got my already. I mean... have you SEEN my icons?

[wildchildcait.livejournal.com]

Perfect

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

The Bible is always relevant. :3

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

So can the Bible get TOS'd?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Didn't the Nazis try to do that? Look where it got them.

[jinsai.livejournal.com]

*fixes coding*

Don't make me whip out The Song of Songs. I'll do it if I have to.

*chants* Do it do it!!

And I want to molest your layout by the by. And your mood icons while I'm at it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I do not think the situation has warranted the Song of Songs quite yet. Maybe just some ancient Sumerian poetry.

Everyone tell me that. I am so proud of my layout. ♥ And I made the mood icons myself.

[sailor-comet.livejournal.com]

♥

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

♥!

[handsomespeck.livejournal.com]

You're a genius. Is it alright if I link back to this? Or would you prefer just a repost of the passage?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Feel free to link if you like, and I approve of quoting the passage outright. ^__^

And thank you for understanding!

[dreamt.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the father who let the insane mob rape his daughters to save angels from the same fate! oooph that one was RICH. (babylon (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:1-8&version=9;))

OH and how Moses had all women killed except those that were definite virgins, those he gave to his men.
I'm guessing they were all underage, since well... how did they make sure all the grown women were virgins? It was a mass slaughter! "But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%2031:1-18&version=9;)

The bible. Beautiful stuff, really.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, the first one was still Lot and his daughters. The mob refused to rape them because they were more interested in raping Lot's (angelic) guests. There's a discussion of this further up in the comments. ^^ *points up*

But yes... the Bible is full of so much fun stuff, isn't it?