Look, I read the news, too

[windandwater]

Ha ha ha, Paris Hilton is going to jail.

Sorry, I just had to post about this because it makes me happy in my lawyer pants. 45 days. She's going to die. :D

Comments

[merith.livejournal.com]

oh that is probably the best news i've heard in a week!

am i so bad for hoping she tries to buck the system and doesn't appear when she's supposed to?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

If she doesn't show up, her sentence is doubled. :D Let's hope she's a flake!

[guma-kawauso.livejournal.com]

So, does this mean there possibly might be a "45 Nights in Paris" flick know. :-D

This has to be the best news I've read in a long time. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

I first though.. meh.. 45 days!? And then I read "LA County Jail" and the grin on my face grew to huge proportions. 45 days there will seem to be a LONG time... but think of all the friends she'll make!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yup, the jokes are flying fast already. Paris' lawyer is gonna appeal the decision, but if she does do the time, she'll be mostly in solitary-type accomodations for her own protection.

[guma-kawauso.livejournal.com]

Appeal the decision?! She might as well stop wasting money. she's about as "loved" as Martha Stewart. She should just get it over with?

If there's an appeal, is the sentence suspended?

She should be in now. The summertime is when it gets too crowded...