Oh for the love of god

[windandwater]

Look, I don't have a problem with happy couples being lovey dovey squishy with each other in public. Show your love to the world as long as you don't get arrested. Whatever. What I DO have a problem with is a hormonal teenage couple sitting at the table next to me and pretty much making out for the last two hours.

Jesus. Get a fucking room already. And it doesn't help that they are being rather LOUD and there's people here at the LIBRARY actually trying to READ and get WORK DONE. I even have my earbuds in my ears and listening to WinAmp and can STILL hear their lip smacking. *twitches*

... WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLIMB ON TOP OF THAT GIRL AND FUCK HER ON THE TABLE, BOY. IT'S OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE HERE THAT YOU WANT TO.

Comments

[jade-sage.livejournal.com]

I like it when other people are called 'boy' and 'girl'! *lulz*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But they were a boy and a girl. T_T BECAUSE IF THEY WERE ADULTS THEY WOULDN'T BE MAKING OUT IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY.

[luscious-sarah.livejournal.com]

And I really like that little dude in your mood icon with a flamethrower. You could vaporize the heat-seeking missiles quite easily with one of those.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

XD!

It's not a flamethrower. Quatre's got a machinegun and he's firing it from the door of an airplane as the plane skids on the tarmac. =D I love Gundam Wing.

[arabiana.livejournal.com]

Dude, not on! I would have totally walked over, handed him a condom, and asked him if he knew what to do with. Because obviously he couldn't get past 2nd base. *facepalm*
And with the finals mood I'm in, I actually would have done it. Little fuckers! *stabs them*
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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

>_>;; I was trying to ignore them. But there was a point where they both got up and disappeared for about a half hour. I don't want to think too hard about what they did in that time. *barf*