I promised I'd do this...

[windandwater]

BUT A WOLF?!

Link is to the fic in question. It is not worksafe nor brainsafe. It is Wolf/Heero. Yes, you read that right. Because, I mean, Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa is so passe. And everyone knows about Thor.

... I love my friends. :Db ♥


EDIT...

And here is Asuka's reviewer with the 'supple breasts'. Her phrasing. Not mine. Such wacky conversations we have!


EDIT BECAUSE I CAN...

Asuka asked for it, so I had to find it for her, even though it's late and I'm tired. God bless google. Thor. Yes, the Thor. So not worksafe at all. THOR. And surprisingly (or not, depending), it is by the same author of the wolf fic!


EDIT BECAUSE... WELL, I HAVE NO WITTY ONE-LINERS RIGHT NOW...

Once again, Asuka says it better than I ever will. Need I mention the huge NOT WORKSAFE thing again? I love AIM convos.



askerian: Only sheer training prevented him from going into an earsplitting rant right then and there.
why hello fanon characterisation laziness.
askerian: dude, at least try to write it good
windandwater: XD
askerian: No matter how he twisted and squirmed, Wufei was unable to reach a position to push the massive stallion off of himself where he was trapped bending over a large trough. His efforts were further hindered by the absolute necessity of remaining perfectly silent while less than a yard from two armed soldiers while he was utterly helpless.
... i think if he had an ENORMOUS STALLION on him he'd be more busy TRYNG TO BREATHE
askerian: also i require an explanation on how it is he doesn't have broken ribs.
askerian: or a broken spine.
askerian: at least a line about how "luckily the blahblah under him was soft and absorbed part of the impact" or whatever
windandwater: well, duo
windandwater: XDDD;;; broken leg
askerian: froze as Thor pressed his gargantuan length forward, effortlessly passing past the protesting ring of muscle in its path.
.... D:
windandwater: IF DUO WAS A HORSE THEY'D SHOOT HIM
askerian: dude. the head of the cock is not a missile.
askerian: BUT THEN THE BEAST HAD TRAINING
askerian: but the end of a horse cock is kinda blunt
askerian: how would it find a tiny constricted opening and not slide off to the side?
windandwater: ...
askerian: began thrusting shallowly for several minutes.
PHAIL.
askerian: beasts in general do not do any of that shallow, gentle thrusting business
askerian: that's why it's called animal sex
askerian: PHAIIIL
askerian: ... what's with the dotting?
windandwater: *is busy copying and pasting ftw*
askerian: oi.
windandwater: =D
askerian: fine, fine. >D
windandwater: you say it better than i can. you're so eloquent on the matter of animal sex
askerian: It was bad enough that he had ended up on bottom, but the fact that it was an animal
... D: so if the horse had fallen onto his erect dick it would be better?
askerian: ._.;;;
windandwater: BWHAHAHAHAH
windandwater: maybe it would XD
windandwater: like a donkey show
askerian: he leaked evidence of equine ecstasy on the leather seat.
... that gets me so hot. =_=;;;
windandwater: *gives you a tissue?*
askerian: ... and all the gboys accept the same mission... without even sharing the info they did get...
askerian: i know the end was meant to be circular and teasing and whatever, but it just looks moronic.
askerian: makes me think of a pervert attracting children with candy. EXCEPT THEY'RE REALLY A LITTLE SMARTER THAN THAT.
windandwater: so you're saying the world needs better beastiality fics?
askerian: so heero going "oh yay new mission i go whee"...
askerian: ... yes. totally.

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Comments

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

ah haha. as a friend of the girl who wrote the camelxquatre... (actually, i probably shouldn't admit that. ^O^) my friend wrote hers as crack!fic, do you think this author did as well? ^^;;; dear me. and look at the ending! it's twu wuv.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*wheeze* You know it's going to be gold when the disclaimer is for the wrong fandom. I am so saving this for Muskrit. ♥

[sukino.livejournal.com]

It burns so much.

why do you hurt me so. . .

[askerian]

Askerian: ... bah. not even an anatomically correct wolf. FAIL.
Askerian: if she was going to write beast sex, she could at least write it properly.
windandwater: .............. XD;;

Askerian: someone challenged me to write akamaru sex.
windandwater: the puppy or after timeskip
windandwater: and with who?
Askerian: after timeskip! D:
windandwater: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Askerian: i'm thinking either ino or hinata XD
windandwater: SHOUTA BEASTIALITY IS MY THING
windandwater: DON'T STEAL IT
Askerian: XDDDD
windandwater: >:F
Askerian: i'm not. This akamaru tops. >XDD
windandwater: hinata might smell of kiba
Askerian: yesh ^^
Askerian: but ino might actually have fun.
windandwater: ino would be too loud
Askerian: not if she were intentionally trying to be quiet because they're doing it in her house
Askerian: with kiba
Askerian: and akamaru
Askerian: it's a bisexual beast threesome!
Askerian: *rules, yes*
Askerian: ... >_>;;;
Askerian: ._.
windandwater: do i have to call you a perv or do you already know?
Askerian: 9_9
Askerian: it's not my fault, i was challenged.
windandwater: uh huh
windandwater: akamaru knots, right?
Askerian: well, duh.
Askerian: ... he's a BIG dog. >_>;;;;;;;;
Askerian: ... ow.
Askerian: what's the point otherwise u.u
windandwater: .................. pervert
Askerian: WOULD YOU SAY THAT IF I WROTE WOLF SEX IN GAROU? HUH? HUH?
Askerian: No, you would say "may I please have some more, mistress asuka".
Askerian: yes, that's what you'd say.
windandwater: WELL I NEVER SAID I WASN'T A PERVERT TOO
windandwater: NOTICE I DON'T CRITICIZE THE WOLFSEX
windandwater: NOTICE
windandwater: HA
windandwater: BECAUSE I LIKES TEH KINK
Askerian: ... bah. u.u
windandwater: but that was just really bad wolfsex
windandwater: no knot
Askerian: .... >D indeed.
windandwater: lame
Askerian: cheapskate.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Did you ever get the necro I mailed you?

[danipuff.livejournal.com]

*looks at in horror* I thought we said that this fic doesn't exist? ;-;