Because, dammit, I want to!

[windandwater]

Idea stolen from Technomancy...

Things That Can Suck My Freakin' Wang
Or actually, things that *could* if they weren't just inanimate objects... well, some are people, but that's not the point. And I don't even *have* a wang because I'm a girl. Oh well, this is metaphorical suckage, people!

-- You
-- teachers
-- tests
-- teachers who give you freakin' HUGE tests on WAY too much information, especially picky little things like specific names and dates and cases, when they KNOW you haven't read and are maliciously trying to punish you for their own nefarious purposes
-- AOHell
-- stupid people who don't know what they're talking about
-- hell, people in general
-- traffic
-- missing meals
-- missing my afternoon nap, or sleep in general
-- research papers
-- my "institution of higher learning"... :::cough::: ::: gag:::
-- running out of socks when there's *one* day left before you can go on Spring Break
-- generally running out of *everything* right before you go on vacation
-- my parents
-- man-whores... especially unnamed man-whores who are freakin' idiots
-- high schoolers... or at least the dumb ones who come up to *this* school thinking that they're going to get an education *worth* $29,000 a year... and that's just tuition!
-- having to fill out applications for everything
-- Deadlines
-- oh, actually, make that BUREAUCRACY
-- writer's block
-- the situation in Israel/Palestine
-- Afghanistan
-- Slobidan Milosevic
-- ENRON
-- The Shrub... either of them
-- reality TV shows... except for the Real World and Road Rules, because I like them
-- teenyboppers
-- so-called "Goths"... if you haven't sacked Rome, you're not a Goth, okay?
-- Microsoft and Bill Gates... oh dammit, if it weren't for them, I wouldn't be able to do anything... crap... well, they can suck my wang anyway!


Possibly more to come, once I reign in my vitriol for other purposes.