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[windandwater]

Matthew 4
The Temptation of Jesus

1 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."

4 Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'"

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 "If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written:
" 'He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

7 Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me."

10 Jesus said to him, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.'"

11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.


... >_>;;

*quietly pats out fire on clothes*

Comments

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

When reading that, I was always struck by what Jesus did NOT say.

He didn't say, "Hey, get lost, you don't own the kingdoms of the world!"

Our "kingdoms" (governments, as one Bible puts it) are all pwned by teh Debil, apparently. @_@

That explains the last election better than anything else I can come up with. *G*

[achiasa.livejournal.com]

Luke 4:8 - And Jesus answered and said unto him, "Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve."

[caffeinic.livejournal.com]

Ahaha...more bible stuff. Especially after Moff shared that Jesus/Draco...

....

8D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... *totally takes that in a wrong and inappropriate way which was probably your goal*

*looking out for more fire*

[achiasa.livejournal.com]

:DDD We have a special on brimstone today, and are offering a free demi-human incubus when you purchase Lust with two other Deadly Sins. Tentacles optional.

...my head is now full of demon heatplay. Good thing I have porn to write.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

LOL. Well, maybe Jesus is just too nice to rub Satan's face in it? Who knows.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I saw that on the bibleslash comm, but I didn't read it. D:

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Demons and porn. Two wicked things that do things wickedly together~!

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Maybe they flipped a coin for it? *G*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I think Ghastly said it best, really.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... D:

*giggles* That was wrong, but oh so funny.

[wickedgameff.livejournal.com]

but...but...the bunny promised jesus/satan OTP! there was no smut! where's the smut?

*looks around frantically*

there's no smut here!

"here smut smut smut smut! here smut smut smut smut!"

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

But Satan cheats and uses those coins with seven heads. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

This is just sorta inspiration.

[wickedgameff.livejournal.com]

ah, i see.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*weeps* Why do you two want me to go to hell too? *weeps more* I keep telling myself not to click on links related to the posts you made and what do I do. . .click them anyways.

First it was Cain/Abel slash on that bible slash community and now this. ;____;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... Cain/Abel is totally canon, though. ♥

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*wails* It is not! ;_;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

GOD COMMANDS YOU TO LOVE THY BROTHER AND CAIN AND ABEL DID IT.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

;_; GOD DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

AHA! But that's the true beauty of religion, is that each of the faithful may make their own interpretations. Is the word of God not meant to be filtered through the minds and hearts of man? For if God had truly intended to make the Bible in His own words, would He not have written it all Himself, verbatim, instead of allowing several people to interpret His word and His intent - repeatedly, as in the case of the New Testament?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU'RE NOT GOD ARE YOU. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? HE WOULD LOVE HIS BROTHER, THAT'S WHAT.

[maxwell-terry.livejournal.com]

hahaha so wrong n___n that's why i want to see it xD LOL

[sukino.livejournal.com]

You know I was going to try and argue, but damnit your logic stands up. Windsor, you ma'am are the shit. <3

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm surrounded by perverts! ♥