Augh! Choices!

[windandwater]

If you were intending to buy a pair of genetically-engineered nekoboys for US$100.00, you could instead buy:

two years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions four kilograms of swiss chocolate four kilograms of fair trade organic ground coffee two hundred and fifty millilitres of human blood one hundred and thirty-three packets of itching powder two cast-iron woks two kilograms of silly putty one hundred and seventy second-class postage stamps in the UK five hundred and eighty-eight marshmallow peeps fifty-six pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing

What are you thinking of buying?

I might buy for UK pounds sterlingCanadian dollarsAustralian dollarsEurosUS dollars

Nekoboys or Swiss chocolate?! AUGH. Not fair! Maybe I should've opted for the mpreg capability as well. Too bad those don't come standard in genetically-engineered nekoboys. T___T

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[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

If you were intending to buy a Alphonse Heiderich for GB£999.00, you could instead buy:

nineteen thousand, nine hundred and eighty carrots four hundred and fifty-seven hand buzzers one eightieth of a terraced house on an English council estate one eleventh of an elephant three days rent of a 17' by 17' bouncy-castle forty-four kilograms of cheese one second of the US war on Iraq one quarter of a Realdoll sex toy seven hundred and thirty-one quarter-pounders with cheese seventy-seven kilograms of swiss chocolate

What are you thinking of buying?

I might buy for UK pounds sterlingCanadian dollarsAustralian dollarsEurosUS dollars

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...dude. Heiderich so totally trumps Realdoll. Absolutely.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I can't believe Real Doll showed up. OMG.

... I'd take Hei, too. XD

But 3 days worth of bouncy castle!

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

If you were intending to buy tentacle monster named Pookie for US$150.00, you could instead buy:

six milliseconds of TV advertisement during the Superbowl one fortieth of a Realdoll sex toy one thirtieth of a real human skeleton ten large (12") pizzas delivered one thousand, eight hundred and eighty-six small plastic zombies six hours rent of a 17' by 17' bouncy-castle one day in a mediocre English hotel four kilograms of silly putty sixty-five grams of marijuana five days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England

What are you thinking of buying?

I might buy for UK pounds sterlingCanadian dollarsAustralian dollarsEurosUS dollars

*cough*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, with the four kilos of silly putty, you could make your own tentacle monster, but it wouldn't be as special as Pookie. XD

[missingwatch.livejournal.com]

go for the catboys! you can sell pictures on the internet for chocolate $$

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

:O!!

A PLAN!