Let's Play a Game
Apr. 10th, 2006 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterThe game is called "Sera Says."
... Sera says: Write me drabbles!
*waits*
To Do List:
♥ Complete -- CHECK
♥ Total -- CHECK
♥ H0r -- Double-CHECK
... Sera says: Write me drabbles!
*waits*
To Do List:
♥ Complete -- CHECK
♥ Total -- CHECK
♥ H0r -- Double-CHECK
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:21 am (UTC)Also, CLAMP is going to AX . . .now I really want to go even though I'm POOR. ;_;
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:29 am (UTC)Sera, you knew such a comment would get back to me eventually! Are you ever in trouble now...
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-11 02:42 am (UTC)But dude... Britain hasn't produced inferiority (Oasis excepted) since Dickens was published. XD
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:47 am (UTC)... and I like Dickens sometimes. STFU.
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Date: 2006-04-11 03:15 am (UTC)Freshman lit teacher: "So Pip doesn't know who's sending him money, it's this great mystery! I mean, if someone was sending you money anonymously, wouldn't you be dying to find out who?"
Class: "No! Who cares? Just keep sending the money!"
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:45 am (UTC)... Shouldn't bangers and mash be in the punch line somewhere?
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Date: 2006-04-12 12:00 am (UTC)I always thought that pudding sounded porny
I'll have to see if I can get you a copy of the Yorkshire to English dictionary at some point ^^;
*cheats*
Date: 2006-04-11 02:48 am (UTC)the one specifically for you kinda hit a brick wall. emergency present's gonna be a bit late."Itachi. There's something in your pocket."
A smirk.
"...and it isn't a kunai. Or your 'kunai'."
Itachi blinked, and pulled at the edge of his pocket to look down inside its depths.
And stared, a little.
"...Your chibis are cheating on my chibis."
Itachi blinked again.
"... With a ... Meer-chibi?"
"It's a Sakura."
"...Ah."
There was a long moment of silence as they stared in horrified fascination (or, in Itachi's case, in vague annoyance) at the squirming orgy of cute in the depths of his Akatsuki cloak's huge pocket.
"Your chibis are cheating on my chibis," Neji repeated. From his shoulder, a merneji chirruped something that sounded like "injustice". Or maybe it was "fish". Whatever.
"... they're just wrestling."
Neji gave Itachi a long, incredulous stare. "Wrestling? They're -- the only thing I'm glad about is that your ho-chibi and Sakura's aren't equipped to reproduce, because--"
Itachi closed his eyes briefly and groaned quietly. Neji winced.
"... I just doomed us, didn't I."
Inside the pocket, the chirps kept coming. The merneji was peering down from his vantage point on Neji's shoulder, grumpily interested.
"What's up, guys? -- oh hey -- OI SAKURA-CHAN!! YOUR CHIBI IS SO TOTALLY TOPPING THAT ITACHIBI."
Itachi and Neji death-glared at Naruto in tandem; unseen, the merneji executed a perfect dive inside the squealing and chirping pocket.
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Itachi abandoned his cloak, and the girl-itachibi. Bottoming was not an acceptable occupation for any chibi of his. The orgy of cute continued gaily, undisturbed.
Re: *cheats*
Date: 2006-04-11 02:52 am (UTC)http://s29.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2XPOD1TH9PRB40RUQCYOC2X8HH
Yondy and naruto~
Re: *cheats*
Date: 2006-04-11 03:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-11 05:34 am (UTC)"Duo..."
"Yeah, Q?"
"I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sorry I asked, but...why is the bathtub full of chocolate frosting?"
"It's Sera's birthday! Duh."
"Oh." *long pause* "So...is there a gigantic cake to go with all this frosting, or...?"
"No...what would we need a cake for?"
*blinkblink* "Okay, I'm going to start over. Duo, why is the bathtub full of chocolate frosting?"
"Because it's Sera's birthday. Didn't we just go over this?"
"Yes, we did, but I'm still a bit lost. We have a bathtub full of frosting, and no cake to go with it."
"Correct." *nodnod*
"And the reason for that is...?"
*Heero and Wufei push past Quatre, naked, strolling into the bathroom* *Duo wags his eyebrows*
"...ah."
"All clear now?"
"Crystal." *nodnod*
"Good. Now, go get Trowa, strip him down, and haul his magnificent ass in here."
"Done, done and done."
"Oh - and Quatre?"
"Yeah?"
*wicked grin* "Bring the peanut butter."
*end!* ♥ Happy birthday! :3
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Date: 2006-04-11 05:46 am (UTC)