Penis... envy...?

[windandwater]

Why the hell are all the guys on TV commercials talking about erectile dysfunction? I mean, I swear that every time the commercials come on, I see at least one erectile dysfunction ad. If it's not guys worrying about having erectile dysfunction, it's guys worried about side effect of medicines or health causing erectile dysfunction. I don't need to know how many men have erectile dysfunction and how it's common and curable, just ask your doctor. x___X This is almost as bad as those "I just don't feel fresh" commercials for women.

... erectile dysfunction is really fun to type.

And, hey, why can't I have more of the Guys Gone Wild video commercials on late night TV? I'm tired of the Girls Gone Wild ones; you know, the really long commercials that are more like infomercials with censored boobies flying around. I want Guys Gone Wild. Give me dick, people. It's only fair.

A whole post about penii. Why am I not surprised?

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Are you watching the Women's Entertainment network? I saw that commercial twice in the fifteen minutes I was watching TV on it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm watching Food Network now. So I'm getting food commercials. Maybe it depends on what you're watching.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I just meant, if you want the Guys Gone Wild commercial, watch WE.

Also, from my observations I have come to the conclusion that women do not have penis envy. Men have penis obsession. Men think about women having dicks far more than women ever do.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Oh! ^^;; Well, I usually see the Guys Gone Wild late nights on Comedy Central. Though, it's sorta not surprising that they advertise nekkid boys on women's TV and nekkid girls on guy's TV.

*pats you*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

...good lord, woman - how many stick figure blowjob icons do you have?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Do you really want the answer to that?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Actually, forget that. This link speaks for me.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

This one needs to be an icon right now.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It really REALLY does. But I don't know how to make moving icons. ;__;

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*slain!!* The fivesome one killed me dead. Happy Ides, indeed!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I really want that one as an icon. XD! It's just so mesmerizing.

[fantasii.livejournal.com]

I've never EVER seen Guys Gone Wild commercials.

The ED commercials, on the other hand (haha), I've seen on EVERY channel all the freaking time! Guys are way too concerned about if they can get it up or not.

You know what else is on all the time? The KY commercials. Those are on all the time. That poor lady, she must not get any unless she cons her man with KY lube.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? Not even ONE Guys Gone Wild commercial? It's just as cheesy as the Girls Gone Wild commercials... except with guys. And censored penii. And, sadly, less guy-on-guy kissing than the girl-on-girl.

I'm feeling sorry for men. I mean, god, they just can't get a break. Every guy out there must be malfunctioning, or else there wouldn't be so many commercials.

And KY I see enough, but not as much as for ED.