The Straight Line (or, "Why is Everyone in Gundam Wing Gay?") Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 2x5, 13x6, 13x5, 5xS, 9x11, RxD, CxH, ad infinitum Category: Peanut Gallery fic Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, don't sue me, I never claimed to own them. WARNINGS: Yaoi, het, yuri, humor. Rating: PG-13.
Duo: Wufei, would you care to explain where you were last night? Wufei: I went to visit Treize. I told you that. Duo: Uh huh. And did you sleep with him? Wufei: Maxwell! That is a very personal question! Duo: And you interrogating me on my and Heero's sex life wasn't? Wufei: Well... Duo: It's a simple yes or no question, Wufei. Did you or did you not have sex with Treize Khushrenada last night? Wufei: ...yes. Yes, I did. There, are you happy? Duo: [sighs.] Look, Wufei. You know that you're one of my best friends, right? And that I would support you in your choices no matter what. Wufei: Maxwell, what... Duo: After you left last night, I called Treize. He wasn't there. Wufei: We went out -- Duo: However, then I called Zechs. It was Treize who answered the phone, and informed me that Zechs was a trifle tied up at the moment. Wufei: You don't mean... Duo: Uh huh. Wufei: Why, um. He's been cheating on me! Injustice! Duo: Yes, that's what I confronted him with. And you know something? He told me that you two haven't been together in months -- not since you gave him the "Let's just be friends," speech. Wufei: ...All right, all right! Treize and I are over! It's not a...
Re: All of my GW fic. EVER.
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)The Straight Line
(or, "Why is Everyone in Gundam Wing Gay?")
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 2x5, 13x6, 13x5, 5xS, 9x11, RxD, CxH, ad infinitum
Category: Peanut Gallery fic
Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, don't sue me, I never claimed to own them.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, het, yuri, humor.
Rating: PG-13.
Duo: Wufei, would you care to explain where you were last night?
Wufei: I went to visit Treize. I told you that.
Duo: Uh huh. And did you sleep with him?
Wufei: Maxwell! That is a very personal question!
Duo: And you interrogating me on my and Heero's sex life wasn't?
Wufei: Well...
Duo: It's a simple yes or no question, Wufei. Did you or did you not have sex with Treize Khushrenada last night?
Wufei: ...yes. Yes, I did. There, are you happy?
Duo: [sighs.] Look, Wufei. You know that you're one of my best friends, right? And that I would support you in your choices no matter what.
Wufei: Maxwell, what...
Duo: After you left last night, I called Treize. He wasn't there.
Wufei: We went out --
Duo: However, then I called Zechs. It was Treize who answered the phone, and informed me that Zechs was a trifle tied up at the moment.
Wufei: You don't mean...
Duo: Uh huh.
Wufei: Why, um. He's been cheating on me! Injustice!
Duo: Yes, that's what I confronted him with. And you know something? He told me that you two haven't been together in months -- not since you gave him the "Let's just be friends," speech.
Wufei: ...All right, all right! Treize and I are over! It's not a...