Fine, I'll bite...
Jan. 19th, 2006 11:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterI was trying to write today. I've been feeling the urge to write. And I wanted to write something because today was Gaara's birthday. ♥ But Gaara is being an utter bastard and not talking to me, even if he gets to have threesome sex with Naruto and Neji. *kicks Gaara in the head* I'll try again tomorrow. And poke at other things. :3
Also, I've been seeing this meme around, and it was interesting, so I decided to do it.
You know you're reading a fic by Sailor Seraphim when...
1) If it's a drabble, it will either be pr0ny or humor. Maybe both at the same time.
2) If it's a ficlet or otherwise short, it's probably a Heero/Duo drabble that I wrote for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zerotwofan but it got too long. And it will most likely be relatively domestic.
3) If it's medium to longish, it's got angst of some sort.
4) There is probably heavy-handed symbolism SOMEWHERE. Even in drabbles sometimes.
5) If there's only one character as the focus, it's written in third-person limited POV. Two characters is third-person omniscient.
6) Characters who speak, speak in certain set patterns. For example, my Duo uses slang and drops consonants, while my Heero does not use contractions (unless it's farther in the future, but even then, rarely). In fact, I like dialogue and voice. It is used often.
7) If it is a Naruto fic, it will:
a) Be written foraskerian,
b) Be furry,
c) Be pr0ny,
d) All of the above.
8) If it is a Neverending Story fic, it is for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nox_diesque and will heavily feature Bastian and Atreyu in a skirt.
9) If it is a humorfic, it will be stupid humor.
10) If the fic is nothing of the above, it is experimental and/or weird, and will usually involve insanity, dreams, revenge, death, ghosts, zombies, murder, angst, sex, drugs, rock&roll, and the kitchen sink. It will also be a songfic. To an 80s love song.
Also, I've been seeing this meme around, and it was interesting, so I decided to do it.
You know you're reading a fic by Sailor Seraphim when...
1) If it's a drabble, it will either be pr0ny or humor. Maybe both at the same time.
2) If it's a ficlet or otherwise short, it's probably a Heero/Duo drabble that I wrote for
zerotwofan but it got too long. And it will most likely be relatively domestic.3) If it's medium to longish, it's got angst of some sort.
4) There is probably heavy-handed symbolism SOMEWHERE. Even in drabbles sometimes.
5) If there's only one character as the focus, it's written in third-person limited POV. Two characters is third-person omniscient.
6) Characters who speak, speak in certain set patterns. For example, my Duo uses slang and drops consonants, while my Heero does not use contractions (unless it's farther in the future, but even then, rarely). In fact, I like dialogue and voice. It is used often.
7) If it is a Naruto fic, it will:
a) Be written for
askerian, b) Be furry,
c) Be pr0ny,
d) All of the above.
8) If it is a Neverending Story fic, it is for
nox_diesque and will heavily feature Bastian and Atreyu in a skirt.9) If it is a humorfic, it will be stupid humor.
10) If the fic is nothing of the above, it is experimental and/or weird, and will usually involve insanity, dreams, revenge, death, ghosts, zombies, murder, angst, sex, drugs, rock&roll, and the kitchen sink. It will also be a songfic. To an 80s love song.
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Date: 2006-01-20 09:17 am (UTC)I mean, foursome porn would definitely be nice
Date: 2006-01-20 11:52 am (UTC)2) Ed, Scieszka, Winry, and Al are in a communal marriage.
3) Ed is undergoing some kind of horrific physical trauma.
4) Duo is dead and Heero is crazy because of it.
5) If it's a multipart and Elricest, it's probably co-written with Kaltia.
Ur...
I'm sure there's more somewhere.
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Date: 2006-01-20 08:58 pm (UTC)Re: I mean, foursome porn would definitely be nice
Date: 2006-01-20 08:59 pm (UTC)6) If it's long, it's probably unfinished.
=D;;
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Date: 2006-01-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-20 09:34 pm (UTC)... I didn't know you wrote songfics to 80s love songs.
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Date: 2006-01-20 09:40 pm (UTC)and yeah, i did. well, at least to 80s song, though most were love songs.