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[windandwater]

This amused me far more than it should've.

by limitedbythesky

windandwater's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 12% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 02:03:56 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 03:11:51 PM

Alco Money! : $ 355

Guests of Honour

askerian is a downcast Buddhist. askerian drank 4 Rums, 1 Cosmopolitan, 1 Brandy.
merith is a jaunty Taoist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. merith decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ishnaru is a dispirited Wiccan. ishnaru drank 9 Sambuccas.
ceru_see is a rosy Buddhist. ceru_see drank 8 Stouts, 7 Pulques.
windandwater is an edgy Agnostic. windandwater drank 17 Sherrys.
peach_ponta is a hearty Atheist. peach_ponta drank 14 Mescals.
stardustmajick is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and a constantly polaxed mofo who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. stardustmajick decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rini124 is a cheery Taoist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. rini124 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
colorfulshadows is a hateful Buddhist. colorfulshadows drank 2 Cognacs, 9 Pulques, 2 Bloody Marys, 5 Cosmopolitans.
zalia is a despicable Muslim who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. zalia drank 17 Pulques.
duonekophile is a crummy Buddhist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. duonekophile drank 5 Ales, 1 White Russian.
kwycksylver is a cast down Atheist. kwycksylver drank 5 Aligator Bites.
karaboo1x2 is a good-humored Wiccan. karaboo1x2 drank 3 Brandys, 5 Aligator Bites.

Sick!

Dear god windandwater! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - askerian, ishnaru, ceru_see, windandwater, colorfulshadows, zalia, duonekophile

Fights

'I know where Jesus Is!' ishnaru declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'. stardustmajick made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.

peach_ponta persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at stardustmajick which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of askerian and windandwater. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

In the middle of the night ceru_see woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.

Random Events

ishnaru and peach_ponta fought all night after peach_ponta whipped out a picture
of ishnaru's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. merith wet themselves amidst the hysteria.

Contrary to popular belief ishnaru firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

rini124 called stardustmajick a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Comments

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

Just what is a cast down Athiest? And for that matter, what's an Alligator Bite?

Whatever they are, apparently I had a great time. ^_____^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Alligator Bite

Jägermeister -- 1/4 oz.
Liqueur, melon (Midori) -- 1/4 oz.
Liqueur, raspberry (Chambord) -- 1/4 oz.
Vodka (Skyy) -- 1/4 oz.
Orange Juice -- 1 splash

Glass to Use
Shot glass

Mixing Instructions
Shake vodka, Midori and orange juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into the bottom of a shot or martini glass. Layer in the Chambord, which will sink to the bottom, and float Jagermeister on top.

d00d. You're hardcore.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

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[askerian]

SERA, MY LOVE~ ♥

(dammit i wanna make sparkles too ;_;)