[Fic-shaped thing] CFUD -- Taboo
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rokudaime_yo. Yes, it's true... my descent into CFUD-ery is now complete. Or it would be if I actually app-ed. >_>;; I'm still holding out on that one.
Title: Taboo
Fandom: CFUD (Naruto and Dead Like Me, specifically)
Pairing: a little Naruto, a little Sasuke, and a little George. Uhm. They're not chibi or shouta or anything, I SWEAR.
Warnings: nekkidness, drunkeness, and OMG bisexuality. I'm so hardcore. Oh, and neon!sign!Inui. Remember, this is not my fault.
Camp had a lot of Rules, but they weren't followed a lot of the time. The only real Rule that anyone followed was the one against sex, because no one really wanted to test that one and figure out what the punishment for violation was. It had to be worse than death -- since that was so common and the moogles were around -- and Inui was still flashing like a bad neon sign from his last attempt on the Barrier. So, yeah... no one was gonna try having sex anytime soon. What was weird was that there weren't a lot more Rules around with wicked punishments.
For example, being drunk at camp had never been banned. From the sake the Counselors seemed to be able to get their hands on (and share freely with campers), the Musou wine from the Ancient Chinese warriors, the fact that alcohol was one thing Urahara could get regularly in the camp store, Naruto's bottomless box of booze, and the giant Bloody Mary spring behind Boy's Cabin #17, it was more of a wonder that people weren't running around completely smashed more often. But being drunk tended to attract more purple gorillas and zombies, so maybe that was a warning in and of itself.
And being naked camp wasn't a big deal either. Clothing was more like an endangered species; if it wasn't bloodied in a fight, ripped off by an overly amorous zombie/purple gorilla/lake monster, or just plain gaining sentience and walking off on its own, Kal was always around to raid the dwindling clothing supply. Ishida was practically swamped with clothing requests (Heine had to replace his needles twice in the last month) and no one really trusted the Underwear Tree anymore since the sprouting thing. So everyone was used to seeing everyone else in every state of undress, which included Ash's regular pantless state (which was more traumatizing than cool).
The Rule against boys and girls being in separate cabins was completely disregarded. Afterall, even with ban on sex, people were still hooking up, and if you tried to pry Buffy and Kon away from each other, the camp would probably implode. No one really cared about the "official" camp rosters and lots of campers and counselors lived in their own little cabins anyway. Besides, bunking up with friends or allies was safer than anything else, because who knew when there would be another sudden gay zombie stripper attack? Or freakish disease? Or one of the campers just flipping out and attacking everyone? No one had expected sweet Raenef to do that last Monday. So it was better to have people you knew at your back, or an eye out on anyone you were protecting.
So when Naruto woke up still feeling tipsy, naked, and with Sasuke on one side and George on the other, he didn't think anything of it.
What was a little strange was that Sasuke was curled up really close to his side, using Naruto's outstretched arm as a pillow and his peppermint schnapps scented breath blowing warm and soft against Naruto's neck, in that one place that made the blond feel all shivery. A little twitch told Naruto that his other arm was holding George up close against his body, and George's head was resting on Naruto's chest, with her long hair mussed and spread all over and against Sasuke's arm.
It was kinda tickly.
And. Hey. Whoa. Another curious twitch and brush told Naruto that both Sasuke and George were naked, too. And those were boobs squished against his ribs and, wow, that must be Sasuke poking his hip. And Naruto's alcohol-fogged brain sputtered and stalled while trying to decide whose skin was softer.
But it was still dark, and Kyuubi was being an asshole again and Naruto was still feeling tipsy-drunk in a very happy and warm way. So it was a perfectly good idea for him to give George a little squeeze and tuck her in closer (she giggle-sighed in her sleep), and to brush his lips against Sasuke's forehead (his brow wrinkled a little but his lips curled up in a tiny smile), and close his eyes to sleep again.
And when Naruto woke up in the morning with a headache and Sasuke and George snarking at each other and fighting over the blanket, Naruto just smiled, buried his head under the pillow, and kept the memory for himself.
-- Owari --
rokudaime_yo. Yes, it's true... my descent into CFUD-ery is now complete. Or it would be if I actually app-ed. >_>;; I'm still holding out on that one. Title: Taboo
Fandom: CFUD (Naruto and Dead Like Me, specifically)
Pairing: a little Naruto, a little Sasuke, and a little George. Uhm. They're not chibi or shouta or anything, I SWEAR.
Warnings: nekkidness, drunkeness, and OMG bisexuality. I'm so hardcore. Oh, and neon!sign!Inui. Remember, this is not my fault.
Camp had a lot of Rules, but they weren't followed a lot of the time. The only real Rule that anyone followed was the one against sex, because no one really wanted to test that one and figure out what the punishment for violation was. It had to be worse than death -- since that was so common and the moogles were around -- and Inui was still flashing like a bad neon sign from his last attempt on the Barrier. So, yeah... no one was gonna try having sex anytime soon. What was weird was that there weren't a lot more Rules around with wicked punishments.
For example, being drunk at camp had never been banned. From the sake the Counselors seemed to be able to get their hands on (and share freely with campers), the Musou wine from the Ancient Chinese warriors, the fact that alcohol was one thing Urahara could get regularly in the camp store, Naruto's bottomless box of booze, and the giant Bloody Mary spring behind Boy's Cabin #17, it was more of a wonder that people weren't running around completely smashed more often. But being drunk tended to attract more purple gorillas and zombies, so maybe that was a warning in and of itself.
And being naked camp wasn't a big deal either. Clothing was more like an endangered species; if it wasn't bloodied in a fight, ripped off by an overly amorous zombie/purple gorilla/lake monster, or just plain gaining sentience and walking off on its own, Kal was always around to raid the dwindling clothing supply. Ishida was practically swamped with clothing requests (Heine had to replace his needles twice in the last month) and no one really trusted the Underwear Tree anymore since the sprouting thing. So everyone was used to seeing everyone else in every state of undress, which included Ash's regular pantless state (which was more traumatizing than cool).
The Rule against boys and girls being in separate cabins was completely disregarded. Afterall, even with ban on sex, people were still hooking up, and if you tried to pry Buffy and Kon away from each other, the camp would probably implode. No one really cared about the "official" camp rosters and lots of campers and counselors lived in their own little cabins anyway. Besides, bunking up with friends or allies was safer than anything else, because who knew when there would be another sudden gay zombie stripper attack? Or freakish disease? Or one of the campers just flipping out and attacking everyone? No one had expected sweet Raenef to do that last Monday. So it was better to have people you knew at your back, or an eye out on anyone you were protecting.
So when Naruto woke up still feeling tipsy, naked, and with Sasuke on one side and George on the other, he didn't think anything of it.
What was a little strange was that Sasuke was curled up really close to his side, using Naruto's outstretched arm as a pillow and his peppermint schnapps scented breath blowing warm and soft against Naruto's neck, in that one place that made the blond feel all shivery. A little twitch told Naruto that his other arm was holding George up close against his body, and George's head was resting on Naruto's chest, with her long hair mussed and spread all over and against Sasuke's arm.
It was kinda tickly.
And. Hey. Whoa. Another curious twitch and brush told Naruto that both Sasuke and George were naked, too. And those were boobs squished against his ribs and, wow, that must be Sasuke poking his hip. And Naruto's alcohol-fogged brain sputtered and stalled while trying to decide whose skin was softer.
But it was still dark, and Kyuubi was being an asshole again and Naruto was still feeling tipsy-drunk in a very happy and warm way. So it was a perfectly good idea for him to give George a little squeeze and tuck her in closer (she giggle-sighed in her sleep), and to brush his lips against Sasuke's forehead (his brow wrinkled a little but his lips curled up in a tiny smile), and close his eyes to sleep again.
And when Naruto woke up in the morning with a headache and Sasuke and George snarking at each other and fighting over the blanket, Naruto just smiled, buried his head under the pillow, and kept the memory for himself.
-- Owari --
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:06 am (UTC)[totally won the blanket fight]You are my hero.
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:11 am (UTC)You can keep telling yourself that. ^^*bows* I live to perv.
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:09 am (UTC)Damn, and I almost posted this comment anon.
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:20 am (UTC)It worked here!(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:25 am (UTC)Man whore.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:30 am (UTC)Jealous.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:33 am (UTC)Traitor.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:39 am (UTC)Frigid.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:42 am (UTC)Pervert.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:49 am (UTC)Sasuke sandwich!(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 04:06 am (UTC)Uchiha ass-kicking.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 04:20 am (UTC)Heh. Uchiha ass.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 05:03 am (UTC)One-track mind.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 05:14 am (UTC)Oh, like you're really complaining.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 05:17 am (UTC)Means to an end.(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-10 02:06 am (UTC)That, or lose the bra again.(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-08 04:05 am (UTC)That was very cute.
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Date: 2005-12-08 06:38 am (UTC)Christ almighty, she spreads the cfud crack around like fertilizer on rose bushes!I mean, I'm glad Suzu's never casually mentioned some random bit of cfud crack to me that evolved into a full-fledged obsession.*shoves the Roy Mustang/Malcolm Reynolds OTP under the desk* *whistles innocently*
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Date: 2005-12-08 07:52 am (UTC)... Roy is such a h0r at CFUD. He kisses EVERYBODY.
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Date: 2005-12-08 04:50 pm (UTC)You just keep telling yourself that, because once Suzu has her hooks into you, there's no getting off that line.I mean, safe, yes, of course.Mal muse feels compelled to brag that 'his' Roy does a lot more than kiss.
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Date: 2005-12-09 09:11 pm (UTC)At least I was able to beat away the Kon/Buffy fic because other people wrote it first.Well, camp rules against sex and all. But Roy's got Mal. And Havoc. And Ed. And Hughes (in a totally platonic way).
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 04:52 pm (UTC)I've been your bitch long enough to know another one of your bitches when I see one. You're not fooling anyone!I mean, I'm sure she did. *nodnod*(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-08 03:08 pm (UTC)Good job! XD(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-09 09:13 pm (UTC)Everytime a person's brain breaks, a Sera gets her wings!(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 03:26 pm (UTC)sup studying for the bar ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME</small?(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-09 09:15 pm (UTC)in vainagainst app-ing!oh god don't mention that to me it hurts like burning