windandwater | Meme-alicious

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! It's a good meme day, isn't it?

First, here is the Instant Drabble Generator. This is so fun. :3 Behind the cut is a Naruto/Gaara drabble that I got, which is NOT WORK SAFE. Ahahaha. It's so funny. And unintentionally pr0ny.

Naruto and Gaara
by William Shakespeare

Enter Naruto

Gaara appears above at a window

Naruto:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the buttplug, and Gaara is the fox.
Arise, toasty fox, and mount the throbbing lube.
See, how he leans his cock upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cock!

Gaara:
O Naruto, Naruto! wherefore art thou Naruto?
What's in a name? That which we call a mouth
By any other name would smell as shiny
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like shimmering jewels under the light of the sun"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove bright.

Naruto:
Swain, by yonder throbbing lube I swear
That tips Before sleeping the hard vibrator--

Gaara:
O, swear not by the lube, the cold lube,
That sparkly changes in its gay orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise gay.
Sweet, huge night! A thousand times huge night!
Parting is such colorful sorrow,
That I shall say huge night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Naruto:
Sleep dwell upon thy cock, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so pleadingly to rest!
desperately will I to my toasty mouth's cell,
Its help to mount, and my shiny mouth to tell.

EDIT...

And here's the Santa meme! Uhm... sorry about the puppy,

blue_soaring. But I'm not apologizing for the genocide because everyone knows

kaltia was asking for it. >:F She needs to learn English good and not use those funny other words, unless it's for my own private amusement.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

kaltia (-5000 points). In April I set

blue_soaring's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I punched

ladyjaida in the arm (-10 points). In October I pulled over and changed

duoneko's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5137 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!