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To: My Ovaries
From: Me
Re: Your Current Performance

Ovaries... please stop taking up more space in my lower back than you are normally alloted. I would also appreciate it if you would make it possible for me to sit up for more than fifteen minutes at a time before the lower half of my body starts screaming in pain.

I know you are upset and tired, but the rest of my body is too.

Boom shanka,

Me

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