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askerian has been badgering me for the past hour to get me to write a drabble or something for her, based off of her lastest picture, which just happens to be a kitsune!Naruto/tanuki!Gaara/slutty!Sasu semi-chibi NOT WORKSAFE pic that she drew for me.:3
Well, I have my ribs in the oven and nothing to do for the next hour, so I might as well appease the whining Asuka So-Uke. Bweheheheh.
Title: Dry Clean Only
Rated: ehhh... make it NC-17/M just in case
Pairing: GaaNaruSasu
Warnings: AU, humor, furriness (yay kitsune and tanuki!), nekkidness, threesomeness, knots (zomg if you don't know what this means, I'm SO not explaining it; Asuka will), implied sex, lots of cum
The only noise in the den was the soft panting breaths of the three tangled together trying to catch their breath, and contented purring noise that rumbled up from Naruto's chest. Naruto lay pressed tight against Sasuke's back, his knot still snug in the ebony-haired boy's ass. The kitsune was very pleased and content, tracing his clawed fingers lightly over the skin of Sasuke's side, and down to Gaara's belly and chest. Naruto moved just the barest amount, still purring, to lean over Sasuke's shoulder and press a kiss to the tanuki's lips. Gaara gave Naruto a sated smile after the short kiss, his arms coming around to embrace the two other males.
Naruto's tail waved back and forth to evidence his happiness, the furry length sliding over the tangled mess of their legs. Sasuke groaned between the two demons, his hands sliding over smooth skin and firm muscle and tangling in thick fur.
Gaara yipped.
"Get of me already," Sasuke complained tiredly, shoving at Naruto ineffectually with his elbow. "I'm getting squashed."
Naruto laughed, nibbling on Sasuke's bare shoulder. "In a minute. Knot's still there."
The human huffed, burying his face in the crook of Gaara's neck and shoulder. "No matter how many times you try, I'm still not gonna get pregnant, stupid kitsune."
"The fun is in trying, not the achieving," Gaara replied. He dragged his own clawed fingers through the now tousled silky black hair, and then through sunny blond.
"Oh great," Naruto whined softly, his ears flattening back against his head. "You're back to talking all Zen and we just mated. What more does it take to loosen you up?"
The tanuki just smirked in response and Sasuke grumbled. He nudged at Naruto with his elbow again, gasping out loud when the kitsune pulled out of him with a soft, wet, 'pop'.
"Well, you do that yourself, kitsune. If you two fuck me any harder, I'll be the one who's loose and then neither of you will be happy." Sasuke turned around in the two demons' embrace, showing them his back. "I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow and it's your fault, you horny kitsune!"
Naruto blinked in surprise, his ears still drooping and the confusion plain on his whiskered face. "N-Nuh uh! That's not fair! You wanted it, too!"
For his part, Gaara just leaned back against the pillows, idly watching as his kitsune and his human squabbled with each other. The act was familiar and almost comforting. Yawning a little, Gaara shifted to recline more comfortably and enjoy the show -- which would inevitable lead to more mating, if Naruto had anything to say about it. The kitsune really WAS horny; it wasn't even spring yet. Gaara curled a bit, watching as Naruto pounced on Sasuke, and curled his long striped tail out of the path of the playful kitsune.
And paused.
"What. The. Hell."
Naruto and Sasuke both froze when they heard the tanuki's angry growl, looking up from their tussle to the redheaded demon. Gaara was sitting up, his furry tail arched up away from his body. The normally pristine striped fur was now mussed and disheveled, fur even sticking together in thick clumps. Pale green eyes eyed the appendage with distaste, then he turned his glare on the other two occupants of the bed.
"You bastards," Gaara ground out, the irritation evident in his words. "You both came all over my tail! Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of fur?!"
Sasuke went red in mortification.
Naruto started laughing, clutching his belly as he howled in amusement.
Then both the tanuki and the human kicked the kitsune off the bed.
~ Owari ~
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Date: 2005-07-05 02:58 am (UTC)...knowing the author, I'm not so sure about that. XD
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Date: 2005-07-05 03:09 am (UTC)Stop making me sound debauched.
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Date: 2005-07-05 03:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-05 04:38 am (UTC)e_____e
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Date: 2005-07-05 03:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-05 03:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-05 04:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-05 04:39 am (UTC)You're all mean to me!
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Date: 2005-07-05 03:02 am (UTC)i'm getting curious about the universe, too. damn. XD I love horny!naru and grumpy!sasuke, and zen!gaara makes me laugh.
also, OMG KNOT EEEEE. #*^O^*#"No matter how many times you try, I'm still not gonna get pregnant, stupid kitsune."
... I will draw you a naughty chibi pic of preggy sasuke if you write me a fic where it actually happens.
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Date: 2005-07-05 04:36 am (UTC)ZOMG I AM NOT TEMPTED. NOT TEMPTED AT ALL.
*whimpers quietly*
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Date: 2005-07-05 04:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-05 06:48 am (UTC)The problem is that Sasuke and Naruto weren't exactly focusing on aiming at the time.
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Date: 2005-07-05 04:03 pm (UTC)yes, preggy sasuke would be interesting. XD
*dances around happily filled with visions of pr0n*
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Date: 2005-07-06 06:34 am (UTC)Preggy!Sasuke is already up. Now you can badger
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Date: 2005-11-23 08:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-03 12:03 am (UTC)