[Naruto] Chapters 265-266 Pervy Bunny Summary

[windandwater]

(If you haven't noticed it yet, my Pervy Bunny Summaries are all related to the utter NaruGaa-ness dripping from the latest chapters)

Deidara: Let me sit here on my chocobo and taunt you more, little kitsune boy.
Naruto: I. WILL. EAT. YOU. FOR. LUNCH. AND. YOUR. LITTLE. CHOCOBO. TOO.
Kakashi: ... just be calm, Naruto.
Naruto: .____.;; But it won't be as cool if I save my snuggle panda's my bitch's Gaara's life with HELP. Aren't I supposed to do it alone?
Deidara: Alone? You mean like the way you and Gaara were for your whole lives until you met each other and, for some reason not understood by me, formed a deep and lasting bond?
Naruto: DON'T. TALK. ABOUT. OUR. SEX. LIFE. LIKE. THAT.



I can't even begin to explain all the amounts of NaruGaa squee that I have for the latest chapters (especially 266). The thought that Gaara's (and Temari and Kankurou's) dad was the FOURTH Kazekage makes me bring up more parallel thoughts between Gaara and Naruto. Afterall, it was YONDAIME who sealed Kyuubi into Naruto, and the Fourth Kazekage who had Shukaku/Ichibi sealed into Gaara. Add to this my own hopes that Yondaime was Naruto's father and... eheheheheh! Gaara and Naruto become EVEN MORE ALIKE THAN BEFORE.

This really gives me hope that Naruto will become Rokudaime. I hate how people are saying that NAruto sucks because he's still a Gennin while everyone else is Chuunin or Jounin. Because, hello, Gaara went straight from gennin to KAZEKAGE. If the parallel thing works, then that means Naruto could do the same as well. :3 And that would really make what Naruto said during the Chuunin Exams (that even if he was a Gennin forever he would become Hokage) come true.

Still, Deidara is really bitchy and mean. I really hated him bringing up how Akatsuki captured two of the Jinchuriki already, and no one from their villages came to save them. T___T Bitch! Well, Naruto is gonna go Kyuubi on your ass and show you that he can save his snugglebunny Gaara! Well, Kyuubi even moreso than now. XD

I guess this is one of the reasons why Jiraiya told Naruto to not lose his temper. Naruto is drawing on Kyuubi's power pretty easily (if his markings mean anything) so I bet anger really triggers Kyuubi to "wake up." I can't wait to see what other tricks Naruto has up his sleeve after two and a half years of training with Jiraiya. :3 The Odama Rasengan was cool (also, now we know that Naruto can kill, and probably HAS killed already during the timeskip).

As for Sakura... well, she's getting cooler definitely. I KNEW Chiyo-baa was using her puppetering skillz on Sakura. But still, Sakura DOES have that freakish strength from training with Tsunade. Smashing the big boulder-thing, and then Sasori's puppet was HELLA impressive.

And Gai-sensei's team is fighting... themselves. Don't know what to say about that except that I want more Neji. Mmmmmm... yum. Naruto's other bitch!

Comments

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

I hate how people are saying that Naruto sucks because he's still a Gennin while everyone else is Chuunin or Jounin.

It's a meaningless label at this point. Naruto's still a Genin only because he wasn't around to take the Chuunin test again with everyone else. He's clearly past Genin level now. For raw power and technique, he was probably past Genin level before he went off to train with Jiraiya. And with regards to emotional maturity and so forth...did you see how smoothly he worked with Sakura immediately after two and a half years of being away? They finally understand what it means to work as a team.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Naruto became a Genin Hokage? ^0^ The idea of a Jounin Naruto is pretty sexy, though.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I know that the rankings are somewhat meaningless, what with Naruto's power and all. Still, it would suck for Naruto to be doing D-rank missions because he's Gennin and not allowed to take higher level ones. XD

And I like ANBU!Naruto best. *purrs* It's the tattoo.