Reach Out and Touch... Yourself!

[windandwater]

I want to make it plainly clear that, being blessed by T3h Pr0n G0dz as I am, I don't have to go out LOOKING for this stuff. It finds ME.

A-hem. Your naughty linkage for tonight is this:

The Masturbate-A-Thon, which is being held tomorrow (or rather, today, since it's after midnight) in San Francisco. God, I love living in this city sometimes. It's being held by the center for Sex & Culture and proceeds go to support the Center's "educational and sex-positive cultural programming." This event is like a read-a-thon, or a walk-a-thon, except you collect pledges for every minute that you spend masturbating. Very appropriate, considering that this is National Masturbation Month.

The Facts Section is very interesting as well, with gems like this:

Facts from the public Masturbate-a-thon 2003

Most money raised by an individual - $650.00 (by a seminary student!)

And this:

Longest time recorded by a participant in the Masturbate-A-Thon: 6 hours, 32 minutes.


EDIT...

And yet more amazing linkage, which relates to the previous in a strange way. Apparently, Viagra causes blindness.

*giggles wildly*

I'll let you fill in the jokes yourself. It's just WAY too easy.

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

... it's not possible to wank for six and a half hours, is it? >_> I mean... ouch! >.O

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD

Well, according to the Facts, a guy and a girl both won the prize for that. And they both did it for about 6 1/2 hours. Of course, there ARE toys and plenty of lube. And you're allowed to take a five minute break sometimes.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

... I still say that rubbing yourself raw for a matsturbatathon is not worth the money. Just think about it... it's all inflamed and sore afterwards and-
Which, on the other hand, makes for a great fic idea...

Duo: I thought you couldn't afford any birthday presents this year? *tears through paper*
Heero: *wince* Yeah... well, I found a way.
Duo: Ooh, Heero... *breathy sigh* Thank you, it's wonderful. *slides closer* Let me show you how much I appreciate your effort.
Heero: Uh. Er...
Duo: *moves his hand up Heero's thigh*-
Heero: DON'T TOUCH THERE!!

awwwww... XD
Even plenty of lube can't make up for almost 6 1/2 hours of continuous rubbing.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Poor Heero. Well, he just has to lay on his tummy and let Duo do all the work. XD!

And yeah... 6 1/2 hours is alot, though, there was the lady who won the prize for most orgasms (30-something). I suppose it can balance out. I think it would be worse for guys because jerking off has GOT to chafe. Girls, at least, can do other things.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Largest group wank: this refers to groups who come together and stay together in their group; each member will receive a prize.

... shouldn't you be writing a GW fivesome for that? *^___^*
I wonder.... is it still considered masturbation if they can't hold back and start fucking each other in that group?


I bet somewhere there's a person having this marathon on his or her 'things to do before I die'-list

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... write? What is that word? I understand not of what you speak.

>_>;;

And no no, it has to be MASTURBATION, not an orgy. Though I don't know if helping jerk someone off counts or not. XD

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

I especially like the "participate from home" bit. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

THAT was simply perfect. The kind of creepy thing was the "Voyeurs" bit.