This is because Mikke was skeptical

[windandwater]

I told you that they made glass dildos! They're kinda pretty looking, you know. And... well... penis-shaped. XP And the "Twist & Shout with Blue Spirals" really DOES look like a juicer. There's.... there's even a crank handle part!

@____@

So very NOT WORKSAFE.

... oh look, there's glass buttplugs, too.

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

One step up: Pyrex Dildos

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

All I can think is that my mom owns Pyrex baking dishes. This is not conducive to sex.

[catzero.livejournal.com]

Yeah you just can't drop them if you do you might as well throw it away because they crack so easily.

I'll stick with the regular dildos those glass ones are too expincive and what's that point of throwing your money away on something that breaks easily?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*nods* I was reading the FAQ thingy about how they aren't made for hard sex and you should be gentle and stuff. But for the price... bleh. They're so expensive! Though if you're just collecting them like art, I guess it might be worth it.

[catzero.livejournal.com]

What woman or gay man wouldn't want a glass penis on their mantle? XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD!

It could belike hunters who mount animal heads and things. "I broke this dildo 5 years ago... I'd never been so tired after a successful hook-up."

[catzero.livejournal.com]

Just imagin a house guest coming over and seeing the um, collection. "Why is there a roll of glass penises on your bookshelf?"

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It's ART, dammit! It's ART! *shakes fist at* How dare you imply that I'm a raging pervert?

XD XD XD

Oh god... the conversation possibilities!

[elle-hazard.livejournal.com]

XD Well adding on to Iniq, pyrex is supposed to be better because you can freeze/heat them without danger of breaking. (shard penetration = ow.)

I think a collection of glass dildos make for nice decorating. You could have them all in a china cabinet with a swirly light in the back and it'd probably cast colorful naughty reflections all around the room.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

The sensory play is a nice touch, but the troubling thing is that you buy a really expensive glass dildo and one little chip and it's useless. Maybe that's why they make them so pretty; if you nick it, you can at least have art instead of throwing it away.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

...I thought everyone knew that.

Glass is nice--it's a lot prettier than the other materials they use, and it's perfectly functional. You just have to be careful with it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

We don't want careful sex! We want hardcore smuttage!

[puchuupoet.livejournal.com]

You've seen the site Divine Interventions, right?

www.divine-interventions.com

They have a baby Jesus butt plug XD