[Naruto] Chapter 260 + 261 Teaser

[windandwater]

Fuck you Kishimoto.

Fuck you. Fuck your family. Fuck the horse you rode on. Fuckyour little dog, too. Don't force me to hate you in that way I hate CLAMP for not finishing X. Just... FUCK. YOU.

*goes away to cry and deny reality*

... I don't think Sirius is dead either, so ha! I can live on AU fanfics for the rest of my life, too!

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[nymeria.livejournal.com]

... Spoil me? *Can't be bothered to download the last eight chapters >_<*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... the title of 261 is: "The Death of Gaara."

That's all that needs to be said, really.

[askerian]

ah, he wouldn't spoil that badly. there must be a trick. or maybe it's only the little kind of death; i mean, isn't gaara utterly ravishable right now? ;_;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... there was a discussion about this in Ceru's LJ. Frankly, Kishimoto could kill Gaara if he wanted to. Gaara's been redeemed and his death would be a martyr's death, dying the way a Kage should (protecting his village).

omgi'msoscared

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

And also to illustrate just how horrible whatever it is Akatsuki's planning to do to the indispensible title character is.

Dammit. I want Gaara and Naruto to meet again. Gaara has to show Naruto how Naruto changed his life!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And they have to have poignant, meaningful sex!

... I mean, Naruto totally has to save Gaara's life! So they can have poignant, meaningful sex! Lots of it!

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

With sand lodged in inappropriate places! And creative redefinition of "polyamory" with the kage no bunshin!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T <3

Kage Bunshin sex! YES! We could even throw in some Sexy no Jutsu, too!

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*covers ears and eyes* La, La, La, I CAN'T HEAR/SEE YOU!

But. . he. . and. . *wibbles sadly*

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I KEEL JO KISHIMOTO! I KEEL JO DED!

;_; I'm going to go rock in a corner and sob hysterically now.

Also, my source of scanalation crack is shutting down, know a good site for it?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I actually just use NarutoFan.com to get scanlations and such, since they usually put up Inane and Shannaro scanlations up. The speedy version I got today was from... oh crap, I got it off chuunin but the translator is the girl who runs the doujin scanlation site. I forget her name.

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

herchuckness?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, that's her. She runs Absolute Gravity and Zettai Hentai which is where I run to for my smutty yaoi doujin needs.

*still waiting for the scanlation of the Rokudaime!Naruto/Jounin!Sasuke doujin*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

I completely missed the chapter title. Goddammit. ;_; Couldn't he just kill off someone who sucks, like Tenten?

Temari's going to have a breakdown.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I WOULD TOTALLY TRADE TENTEN FOR GAARA. They can have Granny Sasori and Shino, too! Well, Shino is sorta cool, but I will give up any number of people for Gaara.

>:F

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Given the large cast, the people I'd trade in bulk for Gaara is probably a lot longer than the people I wouldn't.

Then I get to the sticky question of whether I'd trade Neji for Gaara.

...Neji's really pretty. And if I start weighing Sasuke vs. Gaara, my head will explode like an overripe pumpkin on the windshield of a truck at 90mph.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Obviously, the only appropriate answer would be an orgy. *slobbers over the thought of Naruto/Neji/Gaara/Sasuke*

>_>;;

... what? You were thinking it, too.