Everything you ever needed to know...
Apr. 20th, 2005 01:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
... about the Uchiha Clan.
Uchiha [Insert First Name of Choice Here]: Hello. I am an Uchiha. We are all sorts of crazy. No wonder the Hyuugas cut off our branch of the family tree generations ago. Did I mention that we're all sorts of crazy? Especially once we get the Sharingan, then you might want to kiss any semblance of sanity goodbye.
*bows*
Have I ever mentioned that I'm blind as a bat without my glasses on? I'm sure I have. It's especially annoying when I have to shower (and shave) because then I tend to nick myself because I can't see all that well, you know, being wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable and all.
And you know what's worse than being wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable and chilly while you're standing in the shower and waiting for the shower water to heat up?
... seeing something dark and blurry move in the corner of your (very very very bad) peripheral vision.
I WONDERED where Mr. Spider-In-The-Corner-of-the-Bathroom had gone. I really hoped that he had died. We were on good terms as long as he stayed in his corner of the bathroom by the ceiling. But, no. Alas, he disappeared and I foolishly thought that he had gone away because the weather warmed up.
He DID go away, he just went away under the shelf-thingy in the shower.
And I found him this morning when I was wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable.
Needless to say, I jumped out of the shower, grabbed my glasses and a huge wad of toilet paper, and killed him. Bye bye, Mr. Spider.
*grumbles*
Uchiha [Insert First Name of Choice Here]: Hello. I am an Uchiha. We are all sorts of crazy. No wonder the Hyuugas cut off our branch of the family tree generations ago. Did I mention that we're all sorts of crazy? Especially once we get the Sharingan, then you might want to kiss any semblance of sanity goodbye.
*bows*
Have I ever mentioned that I'm blind as a bat without my glasses on? I'm sure I have. It's especially annoying when I have to shower (and shave) because then I tend to nick myself because I can't see all that well, you know, being wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable and all.
And you know what's worse than being wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable and chilly while you're standing in the shower and waiting for the shower water to heat up?
... seeing something dark and blurry move in the corner of your (very very very bad) peripheral vision.
I WONDERED where Mr. Spider-In-The-Corner-of-the-Bathroom had gone. I really hoped that he had died. We were on good terms as long as he stayed in his corner of the bathroom by the ceiling. But, no. Alas, he disappeared and I foolishly thought that he had gone away because the weather warmed up.
He DID go away, he just went away under the shelf-thingy in the shower.
And I found him this morning when I was wet and nekkid and blind and vulnerable.
Needless to say, I jumped out of the shower, grabbed my glasses and a huge wad of toilet paper, and killed him. Bye bye, Mr. Spider.
*grumbles*
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