*leeches off the school bandwidth*
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windandwater*sporks NarutoFan.com* I just paid for my Plus Account! Let me at the servers so I can direct download those episodes! *sporkspork* I've already got the new Red vs. Blue, and a bunch of mp3s from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mikkeneko, and once sukino gets back from class, I can get my Sukisho and (hopefully) Loveless. I JUST WANT THE NARUTO TO BE TOTALLY HAPPY!
*coughs* Anyway, since I'm in a linkie-linkie mood, here's the highly smutty fics I got for my birthday. *^^* It shall be added to if any late presents roll on in.
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This Untitled Fic is byaskerian, of the NaruSasu variety. NC-17 like WHOA. As in her notes, which conveys everything perfectly: Warning: underage, OOC AS FUCK, some suspicious behavior from kakashi, crossdressing sasuke.
Sera wanted smut. I gave her smut, despite the valiant attempts of a plotbunny to breed and make this a true story. XD blame her. Or thank her. whatever. it's her fic anyway.
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Inferno/Paradiso is bywindsorblue, and is a lovely panty-scorching Gboypile (1x2x3x4x5 in no particular order). Also NC-17 like WHOA. It is also her (late, but we forgive her) entry for the PIdes of March 2005 Challenge. <3 This fic is oh-so-very-naughty with so many kinks and thrown in that it's amazing her fic header wasn't longer. XD
The righteously religious should best avoid this one. The unapologetically sinful will be sharing seats in that handbasket to Hell. ^_~*
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*coughs*
kaltia owes me something from the FMA Elricesty side of things, but she's not done yet, so I'll add the link later.
EDIT...
Iuvenilis is bykaltia, and features shouta Elricest, which automatically tags on the NC-17 like WHOA warning. *^^* But there are PUPPIES! Not during the smuttage, of course. :P Very sweet and cuddly and puppies!
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... why does everyone think that I'm some sort of degenerate pervert?
é_è
mikkeneko, and once sukino gets back from class, I can get my Sukisho and (hopefully) Loveless. I JUST WANT THE NARUTO TO BE TOTALLY HAPPY!*coughs* Anyway, since I'm in a linkie-linkie mood, here's the highly smutty fics I got for my birthday. *^^* It shall be added to if any late presents roll on in.
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This Untitled Fic is by
askerian, of the NaruSasu variety. NC-17 like WHOA. As in her notes, which conveys everything perfectly: Warning: underage, OOC AS FUCK, some suspicious behavior from kakashi, crossdressing sasuke. Sera wanted smut. I gave her smut, despite the valiant attempts of a plotbunny to breed and make this a true story. XD blame her. Or thank her. whatever. it's her fic anyway.
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Inferno/Paradiso is by
windsorblue, and is a lovely panty-scorching Gboypile (1x2x3x4x5 in no particular order). Also NC-17 like WHOA. It is also her (late, but we forgive her) entry for the PIdes of March 2005 Challenge. <3 This fic is oh-so-very-naughty with so many kinks and thrown in that it's amazing her fic header wasn't longer. XDThe righteously religious should best avoid this one. The unapologetically sinful will be sharing seats in that handbasket to Hell. ^_~*
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*coughs*
kaltia owes me something from the FMA Elricesty side of things, but she's not done yet, so I'll add the link later.EDIT...
Iuvenilis is by
kaltia, and features shouta Elricest, which automatically tags on the NC-17 like WHOA warning. *^^* But there are PUPPIES! Not during the smuttage, of course. :P Very sweet and cuddly and puppies!--------------------------
... why does everyone think that I'm some sort of degenerate pervert?
é_è
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(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 08:12 pm (UTC)... why does everyone think that I'm some sort of degenerate pervert?
*looks at your icons* I have no idea why...
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 08:38 pm (UTC)Hmmm... I don't know if that'll work for you. You have the Den Mother vibe so people don't automatically associate you with, you know, shameless pervosity. And I'll have you know that I did not ASK for this smut! It was given to me!
Okay, well, I knew I was gonna get it and gave ideas for what I wanted, but that doesn't count as ASKING.*looks at your icons* I have no idea why...
... I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to.
>_>;;;;
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 08:43 pm (UTC)You have the Den Mother vibe
*whimpers* I'm the pervy Den Mother. I like to read slash about little tennis players who are barely out of puberty. *doesn't mean that to sound like she's bragging about it*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:15 pm (UTC)We... shall not mention that I, also, think naughty things about cute sexy boys who could be my sons. I'm not a Den Mother.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:36 pm (UTC)Of course we won't mention it. Good thing the internet is such a private place. No chance of anything leaking out to the general public here. ^_~
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 05:43 pm (UTC)Aaahh, but that's sorta chic these days. The older woman guiding a young boy on his path to manhood... by throwing him with another boy.
*____*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 08:50 pm (UTC)*rolls eyes* I can't imagine.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 09:23 pm (UTC)*quietly imagines you without clothes on*(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:52 pm (UTC)*quietly imagines you without clothes on*
There, you see? That's what I was referring to.
*glances around*
*looks you in the eye, smirks and slowly pushes the hem of my shirt up my stomach with the palm of my hand*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:24 pm (UTC)*quietly imagines you without clothes on and being "affronted"* *squeals softly to self*
*looks you in the eye, smirks and slowly pushes the hem of my shirt up my stomach with the palm of my hand*
O__O Okay, I take it back, you're not mean to me at all. You're just a horrible tease! *makes grabby hands* Want to tooooooouch...!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 05:23 am (UTC)On the contrary, I'm a very good tease.
Want to tooooooouch...!
*wags finger* No touching. *pushes shirt up a little further*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 05:36 am (UTC)It was my birthday, I should be able to touch at least a little. *keeps making grabby hands* Don't you want to give me a present? *innocent look*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 05:52 am (UTC)*grabs your grabby hands, jerks you forward and presses a quick kiss to your forehead* *smiles*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 05:55 am (UTC)asdfghjkl;asdfghjkl; *squees happily and glomps and continues to make embarassing noises*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 09:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:16 pm (UTC)<3
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 09:28 pm (UTC)No, no no... there's a total difference here. You're not a degenerate pervert. You're more like a pervert extroardinairre!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:17 pm (UTC).____.;;
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Date: 2005-04-11 11:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 04:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:00 pm (UTC)Porn. Porn porn porn. Porn porn porn porn porn.
Porn!
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Date: 2005-04-11 10:17 pm (UTC)DAMN YOU, VILE TEMPTRESS! *shakes fist at*
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Date: 2005-04-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 03:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 04:55 am (UTC)>_>
<_< *cough*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:22 pm (UTC)PWND!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:16 pm (UTC)Mistress, we don't THINK that. . .we KNOW that. :D
(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-11 11:42 pm (UTC)... the backside?
*dives for cover*
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Date: 2005-04-12 02:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 04:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 06:06 am (UTC)