HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

[windandwater]

No stupid jokes or whatnot from me today. As I told zania, I'm too lazy to think up something complicated. Instead, here, have a stupid pervy food-related IM conversation. Look! I put EVERYTHING that I normally post about (food, stupidity, and perviness) into ONE post! Does this mean I can't spam for the rest of the day?

windandwater : i have the ass of my chocolate bunny left
askerian : XDDDDDDD
windandwater: *peels off the foil*
askerian : *refuses to say anything*
windandwater: i DO!
windandwater: it's the ass and the... haunches?
windandwater: and the tail!
askerian : ...
windandwater: how cute
windandwater: must eat it
askerian : x______________x
askerian : you do realize anything i say here will sound wrong.
windandwater: yes
windandwater: *licks*
windandwater: mmmm... tasty
askerian : XDDD
windandwater: no more tail
windandwater: just the front part of the haunches and the ass
askerian : #

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No stupid jokes or whatnot from me today. As I told <lj site="livejournal.com" user="zania">, I'm too lazy to think up something complicated. Instead, here, have a stupid pervy food-related IM conversation. Look! I put EVERYTHING that I normally post about (food, stupidity, and perviness) into ONE post! Does this mean I can't spam for the rest of the day?

<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater"> : i have the ass of my chocolate bunny left
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : XDDDDDDD
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: *peels off the foil*
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : *refuses to say anything*
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: i DO!
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: it's the ass and the... haunches?
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: and the tail!
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : ...
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: how cute
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: must eat it
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : x______________x
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : you do realize anything i say here will sound wrong.
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: yes
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: *licks*
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: mmmm... tasty
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : XDDD
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: no more tail
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="windandwater">: just the front part of the haunches and the ass
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : #<_____________<#
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : LALALA NOT SAYING ANYTHING
<lj site="livejournal.com" user="askerian"> : ADMIRE MY RESTRAINT

Comments

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

I think this is just a more efficient way of getting it all down. ;)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

But... spammage! ;__;