OMGOMGOMG *hyperventilates*

[windandwater]

OMGOMGOMG!

I saw Professor Sompong in the elevator as I was going up to my locker and he told me that I was nominated for an award!!! OMG! He said there were only 4 given out and I got one of them! *bursts into tears* This means that my law school career wasn't wasted! I'm not a low-grade loser!

*heaves for breath and tries to calm down*

Comments

[merith.livejournal.com]

Duo thinking about Heero - ala the dream chibi - on anything your pervy wild heart desires.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It starts out simple enough.

It's Duo, laying on the couch with the remote in hand, idly flipping through the channels and trying to find something to watch. Over a thousand goddamned channel and there isn't anything good. He almost swears with frustration before stopping on some sort of Mexican soap opera. He doesn't understand a word of it, but there's a guy dressed as a giant bee and Duo thinks his imagination is enough to keep him amused for at LEAST half an hour.

So he lays there, rubbing his stocking feet together and giving his boxers a tug here they ride up, and he KNOWS that bee guy isn't really offering to give the Suit Guy a blowjob but Duo can just claim mistranslation.

And then Heero enters the room.

Heero, wearing a scandalously short skirt with so little material that Duo thinks they'd give his socks a run for their money. Or maybe just one sock, Duo thinks, tilting his head to see if he can catch a glimpse up Heero's skirt. Heero, of course, solves that problem by lifting on foot and bracing it on the edge of the coffee table, giving Duo a view that he knows he'll burn in hell for as the Japanese man rolls a pair of sheer stockings up his leg. A twist and a clip and they're attached to his garters, which Duo didn't notice at first because, well, his eyes were elsewhere -- like wondering if the panties Heero is wearing are silk or satin or if they have lace.

Heero shifts to get the other stocking on and Duo shamelessly watches the show -- Heero's show, not the Bee Guy one of the vidscreen -- and Heero gives Duo a heated glance from beneath dark chocolate bangs, a corner of his glossed lips twitching up in a sulty smirk.

"Like what you see?"

Duo just nods, because he really doesn't have any braincells working right at the moment. Synapses are firing but there's no connection, and really, Duo should stop thinking with his second head but he doesn't really feel like it. And then Heero straddles Duo's prone form and Duo's hands slide up of their own accord, and whatever intelligence is left in his mind says: "Ooh... silk... no lace."

Heero leans down, his lips brushing over Duo's and Duo can almost taste the cherry of the gloss and Heero breathes out:

"MADRE DE DIOS!!!"

Startled, Duo jerks and falls off the couch, glaring balefully at the vidscreen and the Bee Guy. He also makes note to figure out where the Bee Guys lives and firebomb his house or something. With a quick rub of his eyes and a slight adjustment of his boxers, Duo makes his way to the bathroom to deal with his problem.

... he's never going to eat buffalo wings before sleeping ever.

[achiasa.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

::chokes and dies::

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

o_O*

*drags your body out to the backyard to bury*

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

really what's getting me is the lazy Duo, slothing around in sock feet and boxers. *_*

[merith.livejournal.com]

That does something for me too ... yeah.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

That's all he was wearing, too. I just didn't mention he was shirtless because I figured everyone would get it. *pets socked!Duo*

[merith.livejournal.com]

Oh that is too cool! LOL! I just love it. Poor Duo, and including the stocking thing with Heero in a skirt. *snicker* Duo never catches a break does he? (except in Pond's ficlets!)

And socks ...*snicker*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^________^

I'm glad you liked it! I have a tendency to crap out on seriously kinky fics and make them humorous instead. 'Tis my super secret way of avoiding writing smuttage. XD

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

God dammit! I grew up in Buffalo! I was teethed on Buffalo Wings before bed! I *never* had dreams like that! *sulk*

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Clearly you developed an early immunity to them.

[merith.livejournal.com]

Did you watch Mexian pr0n soap operas before bed too? *grin*

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but wouldn't something like the A-Team be comparable?

[merith.livejournal.com]

hmmm... I'm thinking it would almost overshadow, or at least redirect the fantasies away from Heero looking all hot in a skirt.... then again, Mr T in a skirt would be a nightmare.

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

..I think I saw that episode.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T It wasn't pr0n! It was a telenovella! Well... that's almost the same thing sometimes... ^^;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Well, you're not Duo. Though, if spicy buffalo wings make him have kinky dreams like that, maybe he should eat MORE of them.