*sips soup*

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Remedies time.

Time for me to try and pay attention while at the same time surfing teh internets. And try to stay awake. At least I still have chocolate cake for when I get home.

Someone hit me with some smut. Or something. Please.

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" --and lunch, so we have to have sex, for like, greater justice."

Robin massaged his temples. "Okay, Bart. Can you start over?"

Kid Flash, or Bart as he was more commonly known, let out an impatient sigh, one foot tapping the floor in a yellow blur. "I told you. There's this girl, and she's got a really awful cold and possibly girly problems as wellalthoughitsprobablybestnottomentionthose --"

"You're off topic."

"And anyway she wants smut and as superheroes it's our job to help those in need."

"So we should have sex."

Bart nodded enthusiastically.

"Because some random girl is sick."

"I knew you'd get it!"

There were days Robin regretted becoming a superhero. "Bart, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. No, we're not having sex." He opened his bat-computer up, doing his best to ignore the pout that Bart was aiming in his direction.

Luckily, Superboy chose that moment to arrive. "Hey guys. What's up?"

"Nothing," Tim said, just as Bart answered, "Robin's neglecting his duty as a defender of justice."

"Robin! And here I thought you were all about duty! Shame on you."

Robin glared. "I'm doing no such thing. What Bart's suggesting is impossible."

Superboy looked at Bart.

"There's this girl who's dying," Bart explained seriously. "And she wants smut to feel better and possibly save her life, but Robin won't have sex with me."

"Dude," Superboy said. "That's harsh."

Robin choked. "What?"

"It's our sworn duty to provide for those in need," Superboy said, sticking out his chest in unconscious imitation of his namesake. "No task is too dangerous, or too beneath us. That is what being a hero is all about." He paused a moment. "Is she pretty, Bart?"

"Yeah."

"Then I don't see what the problem is. Come on, we can go provide smut, be back in time for lunch."

"Cool."

Robin wondered why he'd ever left the bat-cave.

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"You did it again."

"Toldya he would, Tim."

"I can't help it!"

"Bart, this is the fifth time in three --"

"Twenty seconds, Bart, that's a new low!"

"Look, I can't help it, okay? Do you have any idea how long that is in subjective time?"

"Speedsters." Superboy shook his head in disgust.

"Well, if you'd just try going at normal speed like the rest of us --"

"I can't help it!"

"You already said that."

"He said it twice."

"I'm trying, okay? But then we get going and it feels really good and I start to get really into it andmyheartstartstospeedupandbeforeIknowit --"

"Boom."

"Yeah! Boom!"

Tim sighed, peeling himself off the couch and reaching for his discarded jacket. "You're hopeless, Bart," he announced. "C'mon, Kon, let's go back to my room. We can try it with just the two of us."

"Hey!" Bart bounced up in front of him, an injured look on his face. "No fair! You can't! Am I supposed to just play by myself the rest of the night?"

"Well, what'd you expect?" Superboy snickered, propping his chin up on his fists as he watched them. "Nobody else can keep up with you."

"One more round! Please! I promise I'll stay under control this time!"

"That's what you said the last time," Tim reminded him, reaching out to grab his shoulder and push him out of the way. Bart, of course, ducked around his hand and popped up in his face again. "Bart, no. Next time somebody's dicking around with the speed force and you're slowed down to match the rest of us, I'll consider it again. Until then, you can consider yourself going solo."

The crestfallen expression on Bart's face made Tim feel like he had kicked a puppy, but then another frustrated ache renewed his determination. "I'm out of here," he announced. "Kon, my room, five minutes, or miss out."

"Okay, okay!" Hastily, the other teen roused himself from his prone position on Bart's bed, and tried for a moment to pick his way over the messy floor, before just floating over it.

"Kon! Not you, too!"

"Sorry, Bart." At least Superboy had the grace to sound embarassed. "But this is exactly why nobody wants to play video games with you, y'know."

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*ded.*