Things I don't need to see...
Feb. 15th, 2005 03:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater... the phrase "oral taijutsu."
*squeaks and giggles* I don't know if that's better or worse than the whole manhood/elfhood/hobbithood thing.
Also, a very rare example of pervosity that I DON'T need to see: Explicit Shirts. I mean, REALLY EXPLICIT shirts. I was waiting for the bus yesterday and this guys was standing in front of me. I couldn't help but stare at his back, because it was raining and if I looked up, the wind blew rain onto my face and glasses.
So, I was staring at the guy's back and I realized that his shirt had pictures of women printed all over it. Like, faceshots of women from PORN SCENES. It was seriously disturbing. It was like a train wreck and I kept staring, and not one picture/face/woman was repeated. I'm glad it was just their faces, but they wer ALL making that "pr0n face" with eyes half-shut and mouth open and "aaaahh!"
*twitch* I also realized that they all had basically the same expression, though some had their mouths open (the picture was cut or blocked so no c0ck was seen), or some were making the licking-lips-because-I-want-it-soooooo-bad face. And they all had the same hairstyle. It was teased and hairsprayed to an inch of its life. Or, at least, I hope they used hairspray.
>_O
Well, back to studying for me. Once I finish this section, I can go home. *slurps soda from lunch*
*squeaks and giggles* I don't know if that's better or worse than the whole manhood/elfhood/hobbithood thing.
Also, a very rare example of pervosity that I DON'T need to see: Explicit Shirts. I mean, REALLY EXPLICIT shirts. I was waiting for the bus yesterday and this guys was standing in front of me. I couldn't help but stare at his back, because it was raining and if I looked up, the wind blew rain onto my face and glasses.
So, I was staring at the guy's back and I realized that his shirt had pictures of women printed all over it. Like, faceshots of women from PORN SCENES. It was seriously disturbing. It was like a train wreck and I kept staring, and not one picture/face/woman was repeated. I'm glad it was just their faces, but they wer ALL making that "pr0n face" with eyes half-shut and mouth open and "aaaahh!"
*twitch* I also realized that they all had basically the same expression, though some had their mouths open (the picture was cut or blocked so no c0ck was seen), or some were making the licking-lips-because-I-want-it-soooooo-bad face. And they all had the same hairstyle. It was teased and hairsprayed to an inch of its life. Or, at least, I hope they used hairspray.
>_O
Well, back to studying for me. Once I finish this section, I can go home. *slurps soda from lunch*
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Date: 2005-02-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-02-15 11:49 pm (UTC)No, it is NOT HAIR GEL.
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Date: 2005-02-15 11:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-02-16 03:23 am (UTC)The first thought when I saw your icon, by the way, was why is that guy stabbing his eye out?
...I fail as a slasher or something. But. after seeing a shirt like that, perhaps stabbing eyes out wouldn't be so bad...
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Date: 2005-02-16 06:33 pm (UTC)And yes, that shirt was very eye-stabbing inducing.