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Help me survive this hellish Wednesday of classes that go until 9pm without internet access in the classrooms. Give me pr0n. Write something drabbly and pr0ny in my comments, or tell me a dirty joke, or a funny story. Anything. Kittens. Doesn't even have to be smutty, per se, just... not school work.

XP

Hey, everyone else was doing it. *grins*

... I'll beg if I have to.

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Date: 2005-01-26 09:36 pm (UTC)
ext_94361: (Default)
From: [identity profile] driftingdoll.livejournal.com
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1431989

Scroll down. Ignore the thing at the top that says you can't view the forums and just look at the pictures.

Now laugh!

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Date: 2005-01-27 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
XD!!!

OMG! The snowmen! What I'd like to see is people's reactions to them. Hehehehehe!

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Date: 2005-01-26 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nymeria.livejournal.com
Mikke's fault.

-

This was a mistake, Ed thought. Still, it seemed hard to hold onto that when Al's head was between his legs, hands braced on his thighs, and he was sucking and bobbing at just the right speed and it felt so good, his tongue writhing over the head of his cock, dipping into the slit and under the foreskin and ah, god.

"You like that, brother?" Al's eyes were half-lidded, their smoky bronze hidden. He climbed up Ed's body, seating himself comfortably in his brother's lap, and wound his hands around his neck.

"Mmm," Ed said, and tried not to look at Al's hair, ruffled by eager, pawing hands, or his mouth, slightly swollen from the kisses Ed had pressed on him as soon as he'd stepped through the door. There was still that nagging sense of something being wrong, but it was hard to decide what when his brother was so warm, so close, so invitingly naked.

"Do you want me?" Al asked, leaning forward so that his lips were barely half an inch away from Ed's own.

"Of course I want you," Ed replied, a touch of irritation in his voice. What was Al playing at? "I've always wanted you."

"I thought you might," Al said with a laugh, leaning forward and nibbling gently on Ed's lower lip. The older brother tilted his head up, giving his brother further access, and Al hungrily deepened the kiss.

It was when he tried to get an arm around Al waist, to pull him closer, to press them skin to skin, that he realised what that 'something wrong' was. "Al."

"No," Al said briefly, not even looking to see what was wrong. "I'm not untying you from that table leg for another fifteen minutes yet, brother."

Ed sighed, and nuzzled his brother's neck. "I left the lube on the desk after last night," he said. "You've got fifteen minutes. Make it quick."

"Fifteen minutes will be too much, brother," Al replied, but he was grinning as he said it.

-

So, er, yeah. Blame Mikke.

*Vanishes*

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-27 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
YAY! INCESTY! *wiggles and loves upon you*

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Date: 2005-01-27 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nymeria.livejournal.com
There's more... log in and go here. ^_^

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Date: 2005-01-26 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefeifei.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] anoudegozaruna has a physics lecturer that rewards participation with chocolate, and he says:
"This is 45% cocoa. What does that mean? In a language that you all understand, it's 90 proof."

*shrug* Made me laugh. X3

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Date: 2005-01-27 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
@___@ I wish chocolate was also 90 proof. I'd be, like, an alcoholic.

what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-26 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
"So lovely, the way you writhe..."

Wufei struggled against that which bound his wrists and shackled his ankles. "Stop it," he hissed. "You can't..."

"Oh, but I can," Trowa replied smoothly. He sent another tentacle up Wufei's chest, wound it around his waist, squeezing just enough to make Wufei's breath rush out of his lungs. The tip of it slithered up further to tease Wufei's lips. "Besides, you don't really want me to stop, do you?" Two more tentacles shot up Wufei's pantlegs at the ankles, tore the fabric right off of his legs. Wufei gasped as one wrapped itself around his cock and the tentacle at his lips forced itself into his mouth.

"Suck," Trowa commanded.

The one on his right leg shifted, parted his cheeks and ghosted faintly over his hole. The tip of it prodded him gently, and Wufei couldn't hold back the moan that bubbled forth from his throat.

At the sound of that moan Trowa smiled and pushed the tentacle deep and hard into Wufei's ass. "Writhe for me some more, Wufei."

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-26 11:57 pm (UTC)
ext_94361: (Default)
From: [identity profile] driftingdoll.livejournal.com
OMG! You rock! *licks* Now... If we could only get someone to draw tenticle!Trowa >_> *looks to pervy artists*

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-27 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Because I can use this icon, I WILL!!

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-27 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
Ooh - licking! *tackles you*

Now... If we could only get someone to draw tenticle!Trowa >_>

*__*

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-27 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
pr0n for me and pr0n for you. Good trade. XD I may request this every Wednesday. *glompmolests*

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-27 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
Baby, it's a date! Shall we pr0n randomly, or have a theme?

Re: what goes around comes around

Date: 2005-01-27 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Hmmm... random pr0n sounds good to me. You never know what kinda things we'll want. Kinda like me sitting in class, then realizing that the guys sitting next to me are talking about blowjobs.

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