Attempting to keep myself occupied...

[windandwater]

Note to self: Never have sex at the speed of light.

The relativistic flaming semen will pierce a small hole straight through your lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through. Relativistic ejaculation brings true meaning to the question, "Is that your gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Well it's not a gun baby… it's a rocket launcher!

I think all the science-minded folks (and geeks) will find this page endlessly amusing.

Comments

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

You know what's sad? This page probably came about cause someone needed to know such information for their Star Trek/Wars/Crap fic. o_o

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I liked the part about wormholes and autofellatio. :P

[tsu-chan55.livejournal.com]

Ultimately, you and your boyfriend will be inescapably pulled into the centre of this penis/black hole, ripped apart into your constituent atoms, and regurgitated out of the penis in the form of electromagnetic radiation.

*dies*

There are no words to express my amusement.... really.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets* This is such a great page, isn't it? XD

[tsu-chan55.livejournal.com]

Yes, especially since I bet everyone wants to have sex at the speed of light XD

I mean, who wouldn't? XP

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I remember that page. It's just as funny now as it was then. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

But of course! I didn't actually manage to read everything the first time through, but now I'm liking it even more.

[ren-aleria.livejournal.com]

:: gawk ::

that's brilliant!

...can you please friend me?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You can friend me if you want, but I don't friend everyone back. My LJ is 99.99% public anyway, so you won't miss anything.