*looks around frantically for bolts of lightning*

[windandwater]

... there's... a BOLLYWOOD movie on TV... RIGHT NOW.

And it's raining.

If there's a freak lightning storm and I am struck my a bolt from the heavens, aoi has already called dibs on my anime.

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

does that include your posters & wall scrolls?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Nope. Just the VHS tapes and DVDs. I don't know if this includes what's burned on CDs.

... I mean... YOU VULTURE!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

*sits*

*stares*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*feebly crawls away*

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

Ooh, can I call dibs on the laptop and/or printed matter? Manga and novels -- law texts can go to a more needy individual...

Urgh... I mean... How despicable! o_O*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

VULTURES! VULTURES, THE LOT OF YOU!

*shakes fist at*

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

*flies away*

*circles*

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

Is it a good Bollywood movie?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

All I caught was that some lady was pretending to be some queen. And so she wouldn't get caught, she faked hurting herself in the fancy hotel and started screaming that she would call her lawyers and ruin the hotel. The manager begged her not to sue and offered her a free stay in the Royal Suite as long as she wanted, all expenses paid, with a private car and everything.

Then I switched the channel because the bad acting threatened to kill me.

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

*hastily makes a claim on the doujinshi*

Someone must uphold your pervy legacy, sempai!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T____T

All of you only love me for my possessions.