Because, apparently, this is funny

[windandwater]

To: Body, Brain
CC: Stomach, Bladder, Lower Back...
From: Ovaries
Re: pwnt!!11

OMG HAXXX0R3D!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Comments

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

*DIES LAUGHING*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... just wait until you're h4xxx0r3d, little missy!

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
Not for another month yet. Just bounced back from being pwnt. ^_~

Besides, I wasn't laughing at you - I was laughing because I swear to God that's EXACTLY what it's like when ovaries are being their bitchy selves.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ovaries are total bitches. They lay low until you least expect it, and then suddenly it's drama queen time and the whole universe revolves around THEM.

... bitches.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

Why can't we get hysterectomies whenever we feel like it? Who needs ovaries, anyway?? *sniffle*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... I think in general they're needed for procreation. But as I do not intend to breed, maybe that will get mine to calm down.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

I don't intend to breed either. Not EVERYONE thinks procreation is all that. *snerk*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good. Because for a moment there, I was worried about little chibi yous running around causing mayhem.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

*kicks LJ for posting comment too early*

o_O

Sera, you wound me!

Just what is that supposed to mean?

*snickers softly*

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Your ovaries are total midgets, it seems.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I hates them, precioussssssss...

[caffeinic.livejournal.com]

To: Sera's Body, Brain
CC: The rest of the parts listed
From: Cass
Re: pwnted?

*tosses a bomb of midol* Take that, bitches!


*cough* I feel your pain. ._.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Cass
From: Sera's Ovaries
Re: Re: pwnted?

... bitch. We're entering negotiations with your ovaries now. Prepare to feel pain!

[caffeinic.livejournal.com]

To: Sera's Ovaries
From: Cass
Re: Re: Re: pwnted?

I'm armed and ready with midol and sleep-inducing stuff. BRING IT.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

*sends care package with Midol, Tylenol and LOTS of chocolate just in case*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

If you come to regret this, I have full authority to say that it is SO not my fault. And point. And laugh. Never tempt the gut-wrenching pain ovaries can bring.

*hides from the onslaught*