Hehehehehe...

[windandwater]

In the rare case that an erection lasts for more than four hours, please seek immediate medical help.

-- from a commercial for erectile enhancement drugs


That's a smutfic just WAITING to happen.

Comments

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

I agree. I nominate someone other than me.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Nomination noted. I also vote that it not be ME.

[mmariep2.livejournal.com]

heheeehehe..

i just saw that commercial!!! not more than 15 mins ago, and immediately i though of your post.

heheehe. ;)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER? They have that little bit right after they tell you about the blood pressure problems and nausea. Though, I would suffer some nausea if I could have an erection that lasted four hours.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

>.>

Sounds like a smutfic challenge to me.

*throws down gauntlet*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... wait, do YOU want to write this fic, or do you want ME to? Or maybe we could both write it and see what comes out. Comes out. Hahaha... I slay myself.

*beats down interesting opening paragraph*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

I'm saying you could make an open challenge of it, and that way all kinds of people can write a version of it.

*whips your interesting opening paragraph right back up*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ooh. That sounds like a good idea. And I bet I could bug zania into hosting any fics that *ahem* make it through the night.

Gah! Stop encouraging it! *stomps on paragraph*

[c-chan.livejournal.com]

I dare you. >:D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone want ME to write this fic?!

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

medical term is = priapism

GO GET THEM, (you sick) TIGER!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... after Priapis, ancient Roman diety with a huge wang. A statue of him was often put in the doorway of Roman homes, for protection and good luck.

Please let me sell you at Y-Con. T___T

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

NEVAR!

[jade-sage.livejournal.com]

OMG YOUR ICON!!!! *dies laughing*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen that one yet? I have worse.