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[windandwater]

I got out of bed because I had to pee. And because half of the day is gone already.
I feel like I could sing, but I won't because there's noise laws around.

I'm so tired but I don't know why.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that brownies are good any time of the day.

I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

BUTTSECKS.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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