A curse on the pr0n g0dz

[windandwater]

Yeah. So. I guess it wasn't a good idea to eat that Hagen Daz ice cream bar on the bus.


To: The Guy Who Sat Across From Me
From: Me
Re: The bus

Hey fucktard,

I hope you die of blue balls.

Boom shanka,

Me


I'm going to take my nice long nap now. I deserve it after that.

Comments

[askerian]

XD did i ever tell you about that old, OLD guy who followed me around in the street when I was eating an ice-cream cone? It was pitiful. That's probably the closest to a blowjob they'll ever get. XP

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I think you told me. XP Still, it was kinda gross. He was RIGHT across from me, so I had to keep looking away so I didn't have direct eye contact with him.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

ohhh...the prOn gOdz bit you on the ass, did they? And after all you've done for them!

*coughs*

*does not bring up the cupcake incident*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T Do you think that I've lost the favor of the pr0n g0dz?

... and what cupcake incident? O_O

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

T_T Do you think that I've lost the favor of the pr0n g0dz?

Oh, no - how could they forsake you? You're their Chosen One! I think perhaps they're just testing you.

... and what cupcake incident? O_O

*coughs* We're not mentioning it. >.>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T This is a cruel and terrible trial they're putting me through then.

*coughs* We're not mentioning it. >.>

No way! By saying THAT, you HAVE mentioned it must now give the details!

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

T_T This is a cruel and terrible trial they're putting me through then.

*nods sagely* The path of the Chosen One is often fraught with peril.

No way! By saying THAT, you HAVE mentioned it must now give the details!

>.>
<.<
There was an incident...it involved a cupcake.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*nods sagely* The path of the Chosen One is often fraught with peril.

Peril! You don't think it's TOO perilous, do you?

>.>
<.<
There was an incident...it involved a cupcake.

... that is not a sufficient answer. *holds up a smut!plotbunny* Give the details, or the bunny gets it.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Peril! You don't think it's TOO perilous, do you?

Hell no! Get your ass back in there and face the peril! XD

... that is not a sufficient answer. *holds up a smut!plotbunny* Give the details, or the bunny gets it.

*eyes you cautiously* You wouldn't...then again, you might.

Okay, okay...I was getting a friend back for a practical joke he played on me. He was stuck listening to one of our very boring and long-winded supervisors blather on about God-knows-what and when I walked in he shot me the 'please-save-me' eyes...but instead I hid behind the partition so our sup couldn't see me, picked up a cupcake that he'd left on the desk and started licking the frosting off of it very, very slowly. When I ran out of frosting I peeled the paper off with my teeth. By the time I was done and our supervisor had left, he needed a few minutes to *ahem* compose himself. ^^;;

>.> Bohemian, not tramp.

...the things I do to save the life of an innocent smutbunny...

[yochimmm12.livejournal.com]

*appears with Mr. Stabby* Have knife; will slash genitals. *puts on the Determined Eyes*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Such a good kouhai. *loves on* I wish you were there. I felt dirty afterwards.

I WAS WEARING A FREAKING KNIT SWEATER! NOT SEXY AT ALL!

T__T