Hmmm... uncommonly pervy...

[windandwater]

Just to torment dmaxwell...

Do your boys hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your boys hang low?

... the lack of sleep has put my brain in default perv mode. I fear what I'm writing in my notes for class. We're studying sales, mergers, and disclosures...

And the professor just said something about "dribbling out."

x___X *brain fizzles under the pervy onslaught*

Comments

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

*winces*
Owwwwwwwwiiiiiieeeeeeee....

*crosses legs and thanks her lucky stars that she's female*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't suggest actually DOING that, but it does emphasize the size of a male's... boys.

X3

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't suggest actually DOING that, but it does emphasize the size of a male's... boys.

So Duo should take the song as a compliment, then? *snerk*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

He walked into a brick wall with that one. :3 Feel free to torment him by posting these lyrics as well. It's been awhile since I caused havoc on LJ.

[dmaxwell.livejournal.com]

*wince* *laughs*

"dribbling out."

Oh man, how did you keep a straight face?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the utter boredom of being forced to sit through Corporations Law at an ungodly hour of the morning is what keeps me from just spontaneously combusting during class.

... my notes, however, are surprisingly non-pervy.

[nomorespandex.livejournal.com]

... my notes, however, are surprisingly non-pervy.

So you keep two seperate notebooks?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Heh... I take notes by hand, because it helps me remember better. I pretty much only bring Solo (my laptop) into class with me to get on the internet and shamelessly abuse the school server. Basically, LJ is my "second notebook."

*pets Solo*