*gnaws on everyone*
Mar. 19th, 2004 06:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterNow you'll see why I avoided doing this meme for so long...
Ms. Perey -- You are one of my professors, and I will ask you to repeat the question.
Maybeline Perey -- You are a telemarketer and I'm going to hang up on you.
Ms. Perry -- You pronounced my name wrong and I'm going to correct you in a vaguely-annoyed and insulted tone.
Maybelline -- You are looking for a cosmetic product and I will ignore you now.
Maybeline -- You have just met me and do not know any better. Or you're a professor that I actually talk to outside of class. Or you're one of my parents.
May -- Congrats. You are most of the people who have met me IRL and have talked to me for any length of time. I am also, usually, polite or friendly to you. You might also be a member of my family.
Ate -- Ah-tay, NOT the verb meaing to consume food. This means you are one of my many cousins/nieces/nephews and you know my place in the family heirarchy. You may not know my name though. Or you want something from me... like a present, or money.
Ate May -- You are one of my good cousins/nieces/nephews and I like you. I will probably give you money if it's a holiday.
Ninang or Ninang May -- You are one of my godchildren and I am DEFINITELY going to give you money just for existing and speaking to me.
Tita May -- You REALLY know my place in the family heirarchy and want to stay on my good side. *pets* Makes me feel old though.
"itong bata mo" -- "this child of yours," you are one of my parents and don't want to acknowledge me as yours while talking to my other parent, and thus, putting all the blame of me on him/her.
"itong bata ko" -- "this child of mine," you're one of my parents (probably my mother), and you are most likely taking credit for something I have done and generally showing me off to everyone else.
... still here? Okay then.
Callista -- You know me from when I FIRST got the internet and a screenname and this is scary.
Tsukino Celeste or Celeste -- You have read Bishounen Wars! and I will be amazed that you're not scared shitless. Or you know my eBay member name. :P
Celly -- You REALLY read Bishounen Wars! or participated in it. You might have been on my side, too.
Ce-ko -- You are Dionysus and if you're real and calling me this, I am going to throw myself on you.
Celly-mama or Okaa-sama -- You are Sorano-chan, and if you're real and calling me this, I will be very afraid.
Hi no Tenshi or Hi-chan -- You are an RL friend or someone who read my Open Diary.
Sailor Seraphim -- You are most of the people on the internet. You have possibly read my fics. You may know me from the Sailor Moon fandom (scary!) or the Gundam Wing one.
Sailor Sera -- You have definitely read my fics and may have commented on them. You've also seen the way I sign my regular feedback e-mails.
Sera or Sera-chan-- You're an LJ friend or internet friend and you actually read my LJ and know that I talk about myself in the third person.
windandwater -- You know me from LJ. Or Gaia.
Mako or Mako-kun -- You definitely know my from Gaia, and may be a member of the Kittybomb Krewe.
ww-kun -- You are probably away-chan. :3
Master Mako or Mistress Sera -- You are my![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sukino Pet. *loves upon*
Sempai -- You are KR-kouhai and you should make sure your uniform is up to regulation.
Sera-love -- You areaskerian. *cuddles*
... I'm still going...
"bunny", "pervy bunny", "fluffy bunny", etc -- I'm being perverse and you're amused by it.
"Mayke Up" -- I loathe up so much and will be tempted to stab you with a sharpened pencil.
"Loreal" -- I really hate you and you probably have scars on your shins from me kicking you.
June, July, or some other month name -- I've hexxed you. You will have to beg for forgiveness before I lift it.
... damn. Have I missed anything?
Ms. Perey -- You are one of my professors, and I will ask you to repeat the question.
Maybeline Perey -- You are a telemarketer and I'm going to hang up on you.
Ms. Perry -- You pronounced my name wrong and I'm going to correct you in a vaguely-annoyed and insulted tone.
Maybelline -- You are looking for a cosmetic product and I will ignore you now.
Maybeline -- You have just met me and do not know any better. Or you're a professor that I actually talk to outside of class. Or you're one of my parents.
May -- Congrats. You are most of the people who have met me IRL and have talked to me for any length of time. I am also, usually, polite or friendly to you. You might also be a member of my family.
Ate -- Ah-tay, NOT the verb meaing to consume food. This means you are one of my many cousins/nieces/nephews and you know my place in the family heirarchy. You may not know my name though. Or you want something from me... like a present, or money.
Ate May -- You are one of my good cousins/nieces/nephews and I like you. I will probably give you money if it's a holiday.
Ninang or Ninang May -- You are one of my godchildren and I am DEFINITELY going to give you money just for existing and speaking to me.
Tita May -- You REALLY know my place in the family heirarchy and want to stay on my good side. *pets* Makes me feel old though.
"itong bata mo" -- "this child of yours," you are one of my parents and don't want to acknowledge me as yours while talking to my other parent, and thus, putting all the blame of me on him/her.
"itong bata ko" -- "this child of mine," you're one of my parents (probably my mother), and you are most likely taking credit for something I have done and generally showing me off to everyone else.
... still here? Okay then.
Callista -- You know me from when I FIRST got the internet and a screenname and this is scary.
Tsukino Celeste or Celeste -- You have read Bishounen Wars! and I will be amazed that you're not scared shitless. Or you know my eBay member name. :P
Celly -- You REALLY read Bishounen Wars! or participated in it. You might have been on my side, too.
Ce-ko -- You are Dionysus and if you're real and calling me this, I am going to throw myself on you.
Celly-mama or Okaa-sama -- You are Sorano-chan, and if you're real and calling me this, I will be very afraid.
Hi no Tenshi or Hi-chan -- You are an RL friend or someone who read my Open Diary.
Sailor Seraphim -- You are most of the people on the internet. You have possibly read my fics. You may know me from the Sailor Moon fandom (scary!) or the Gundam Wing one.
Sailor Sera -- You have definitely read my fics and may have commented on them. You've also seen the way I sign my regular feedback e-mails.
Sera or Sera-chan-- You're an LJ friend or internet friend and you actually read my LJ and know that I talk about myself in the third person.
windandwater -- You know me from LJ. Or Gaia.
Mako or Mako-kun -- You definitely know my from Gaia, and may be a member of the Kittybomb Krewe.
ww-kun -- You are probably away-chan. :3
Master Mako or Mistress Sera -- You are my
sukino Pet. *loves upon*Sempai -- You are KR-kouhai and you should make sure your uniform is up to regulation.
Sera-love -- You are
askerian. *cuddles* ... I'm still going...
"bunny", "pervy bunny", "fluffy bunny", etc -- I'm being perverse and you're amused by it.
"Mayke Up" -- I loathe up so much and will be tempted to stab you with a sharpened pencil.
"Loreal" -- I really hate you and you probably have scars on your shins from me kicking you.
June, July, or some other month name -- I've hexxed you. You will have to beg for forgiveness before I lift it.
... damn. Have I missed anything?
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Date: 2004-03-19 07:53 pm (UTC)*meeps and hurriedly tries to fix my tie, button my vest, straighten my skirt, and pull up my socks all at once*
o_o
*is so very unsuccessful*
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:32 pm (UTC)Kouhai... don't tell me you're breaking the rules again.
*adjusts my glasses so they flash*
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Date: 2004-03-19 09:26 pm (UTC)S-sorry, sempai. I was just - *vainly tries to fix my tie again* - straightening up after gym class.
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Date: 2004-03-20 04:15 pm (UTC)Oh, so you came back from class then? I suppose I could make an exception for that. *straightens tie for you*
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Date: 2004-03-19 07:58 pm (UTC)You go by a looooooooot of names. *sticks to Sera* It's simple, and lots safer. *nods sagely*
...
*scribbles a penis on the wall and runs off*
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Date: 2004-03-20 04:13 pm (UTC)*looks at penis*
You forgot the balls again! Rawr!
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Date: 2004-03-20 04:16 pm (UTC)Mesa smart one. ^_^
You forgot the balls again! Rawr!
God damnit. *scribbles on the balls* Better?
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Date: 2004-03-20 04:18 pm (UTC)Now go write: "I will not forget the balls" 50 times as punishment. You should NEVER forget the balls.
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Date: 2004-03-20 04:20 pm (UTC)*pulls out a notepad and starts writing* I will not forget the balls, I will not forget the balls...
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:16 pm (UTC)And what does ate mean anyway? :p
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:27 pm (UTC)And "ate" is for respect, to an older female. It's like "onee-san". You usually use it for older female siblings, or female cousins.