A New Day and F*cked Up Bunnies

[windandwater]

Shinji: [wanders into the GW Common Room, dribbling a basketball] Hey, Duo? Are you up for a game of basketba-- Oh gods!

[the common room is mysteriously shaded and dim light pours from one window. Duo is wrapped in a (once) white sheet, obviously naked beneath it. He is lying prone across the couch. Heero is wrapped in a (once) light blue sheet, curled into a ball in an oversized chair. Both boys have rather shattered expressions on their faces.]

Quatre: [looking rather smug and happy wearing only a pair of cutoff shorts, glances up at Shinji] Oh... hello, Shinji.

Shinji: What the hell happened?

Quatre: [stretches and purrs] Oh, the Creator is in a rather creative mood... She worked on my fic last night.

Duo: [muttering, obviously not comprehending what's going on around him] Never again... never again... never again... never again...

Heero: [much in the same state as Duo, but he's hugging his knees and rocking back and forth] Why... why... I don't understand... why... don't... I don't... why...

Shinji: [concerned] Uummm... are they okay, Quatre?

Quatre: [glances quickly at Heero, then focuses on Duo sprawled on the couch] Oh. They're quite alright. We're all the non-PWP!versions of ourselves, which is why Trowa and Wufei aren't here. Everything will be *just* *fine*... right, Duo? Heero?

Duo: ... never again... never again... never...

Heero: ... don't... don't... understand... why...

Shinji: ...

Quatre: [stretches some more] This is normal after the Creator is attacked by bunnies. They got the best of her this time, and made her write lemon... or at least as close as she could get to it.

Shinji: ... And Duo and Heero are like this because...? Do I even want to know?

Quatre: [smiles in an eerie way]

Shinji: Forget it! Don't tell me! If Duo gets back to normal, tell him I'm gonna be shooting hoops. [backpedals out of the room]

Quatre: [contented smile still in place] Mmmm...