Just to piss someone off

[windandwater]

Everyone, this is chaoticmikey.

*waves to him*

This post is just for him.

HOT HOT BOY ON BOY ACTION! MMMMM... TASTY!

*tentacles him for good measure*

EDIT...

Everyone, feel free to post here and greet him. Molest, fondle, tentacle, spank and [CENSORED] him to your heart's content.

EDIT Part Deux...

chaoticmikey? I warned you. *sweet smile*

Comments

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

*implodes because of gratuitous yaoi*

Are you going to make a special post for environoodle, too?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

If I knew who that was, maybe. Mostly I did this because I wanted to warn him of what goes on in my LJ.

He's lucky he missed the Tentacle Wars.

[aoi.livejournal.com]

*implodes because of gratuitous yaoi*

::implodes because of gratuitous yaoi featuring *mike*!:: eek!

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

*tentacles him for good measure*

I read that as *testicles him for good measure* and thought, "Hey! Sera doesn't have those!" But then I realized that you don't have tentacles, either, so the point is moot.

...

Well, you don't really have tentacles. Not real, live actual ones. Metaphorical ones, yes, but ot actual factual tentacles.

...

Maybe you do, since I've never met you in person. Of course, the pictures I've seen of you show no obvious tentacles.

...

OK. I'm going to go away now.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I COULD have testicles. I could have them in a jar or something. Mostly, I own part of chaoticmikey's testicles, because I always kicked him. But not there.

... and you can pretend I have tentacles if it explains my uncommon perviness. I wish I had tentacles. T__T I would use them! I would!

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

come on, may has enough tentacles to give cthulhu nightmares.

*shudder*

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

friends-only, my hasty, vertically-challenged old friend.
how does it feel to be a neutered megalomaniac? :D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

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But I'm on your friends list, and I can always post them... like how people deliver pizzas. Pervosity delivered straight to your doorstep. Piping hot and being taken up the ass pervosity.

*nods*

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

Oh, she has no problem being vertical... it's altitude that's a problem. And I shouldn't talk since we're the same height.

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

yeah, no thanks to you, i'm still complete and in working order.

that, and you couldn't reach my testicles now with the flexibility of a russian gymnast. :D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you would be surprised. And, damn you, don't you know proper LJ responses? Respond to the thread, not a new comment in my LJ.

Makes it easier for others to jump in on the bandwagon. Which they will. BWahahaha.

[c-chan.livejournal.com]

*waves to chaoticmikey Hoi hoi! ^_^

*proceeds to grope him* >D

(Now I'm groping strangers....*shrugs* Ah, well.)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ah, go ahead and grope him. And tell everyone to stop by for a quick slap and tickle. BWAHAHHAHA.

I'm trying to teach him to fear yaoi fangirls. Poor boy.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*tackleglomps and molest chaoticmikey*

HIYA! I'm greetin' ya as I was instructed!

*pervs, fondles, licks, nuzzles, cuddles and fondles some more* Welcome to LJ! ^_~

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets*
*points* Make sure to reply to one of his comments, too. So he is sure to get your pervosity. I think he might avoid this post after I did that "impaled" thing.

Bwahaha.

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

*imagines may's head exploding like in 'Scanners'*

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*shields self behind Yaoi Fangirl Field*

Biiiiiiii-dah!

:P

[ashkahchan.livejournal.com]

Popping in to grope, molest, spank, and [CENCORED] chaoticmikey ^^ Angel Ashkah reporting for duty! XD Mwaha!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*gives Ashkah a participant badge*

^____^ Good girl!

[aoi.livejournal.com]

this post is waaaaay beyond disturbing; envoking pervy images featuring chaoticmikey... it's just so *wrong*! ::hits hi-chan:: bad hi-chan! bad!

[ashkahchan.livejournal.com]

*blinks at icon Blinks at icon again* Beezil!!!!!! XD Okay, yeah that was random. I just happen to like Unico is all.

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

I love you, mae :)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*yelps* Hey! I had to do it! I HAD to!

[aikonamika.livejournal.com]

...because I'm not feeling all that great, I'll stick to watching. *does. avidly*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*hands out a voyeur badge*

^_~*

[umi-megami.livejournal.com]

hey! he's mine to defile and twist into wierd positions!!!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*petpets* I know that, dear. We're just imagining him defiled and twisted by another boy. A pretty boy.

*drools*