Damn pigeons!

[windandwater]

They fear me no longer. As I was walking back to campus after lunch, I saw one right in my path. It was all snuggled down and fluffed out like it was sleeping.

Naturally, I kicked at it.

It just waddled away, staying fluffy.

Naturally, I kicked at it again and actually prodded it with my shoe.

It waddled away again and hunkered down.

._. I've lost my ability to frighten pigeons with my presence. Such a sad day.

In other news, I had class today. Blech. I think I'll write more when I get home.

Comments

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

It was probably just too cold to fear you properly.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

If I was cold, and something 100 times bigger than me kicked, I would GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

*sizzle*

Stupid pigeons.

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

I shall weep for you. ;_:

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*clings to Pondy*

I've lost my awesome pigeon scaring powers! *cries*

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try a more subtle, mental approach. Walk by them and whisper things like "squab pie." That'll scare 'em. *nods decisively*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... sounds good in theory, but if they're not afraid of me stepping on them, I'm not sure they have enough brains to undestand subtle threats.

... maybe if I threw things at them.

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

Rocks with notes saying "squab pie" tied around 'em. That way it's a double whammy.

[c-chan.livejournal.com]

You need to give a battle roar or something. That'll scare them. *nods firmly*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm embarassed to yell at pigeons in the middle of the lunchtime crowd. It's the financial district, so there's lots of businesspeople around.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

But you know you would just be giving voice to the suppressed longings that they're all feeling!