On the Subject of Performance...

[windandwater]

To: GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Plotbunnies

Boyz --

First of all, I DO NOT LIKE O-Town! I detest the stupid boy band! Whichever one or ones of you are responsible for these O-Town songfic bunnies will pay dearly for it.

Actually, I may do one of them... because I get to kill Heero again.

Heero, I frickin' told you already that that Stalker!Songfic seris is BANNED!!! Stop trying to get bunnies through! They are disturbing! And sick! Keep this up, and I'll KEEP killing you in my fics, fly boy!

Duo... both Duos, actually... I want SEX and I want it NOW! I will chain you two to my DESK if I have to, but I want this frickin' "Cowboy" fic finished TOMORROW! This is not a request! It is a demand! And I will *NOT* download Kid Rock mp3s just for you! You're not even MY Muse!

Trowa, I will work on your vidfic when I can. Please shift to slut!mode and put down the knife.

Quatre... just... uhhhh... hold those thoughts and I'll work on it when I can get to it.

Wufei, congratulations. I don't hate you anymore. I hate Heero. You're being a very good boy. You get more squishy fluffiness and cuddle-time with Duo. I promise.

And as for the Great Evileness Which I Refuse To Comprehend... NO. I am *not* writing that unless I'm bribed. I'm not even going to THINK about it anymore. It's sick... and twisted... and it's so much YAOI LEMON that you'd be able distill the stuff and it'd outsell Viagra.

NO.

-- Writer

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