Hmmm...

[windandwater]

So I'm working on my brief, right? I'm on the side of the defendant, one Ms. Patricia Ellen Bloom. But during my brief, I always refer to her as Ms. Bloom.

Ms. Bloom.
Ms. Bloom.
Ms. Bloom.

... now it's firmly stuck in my mind that I'm defending CATHERINE BLOOM from a charge of possession of an illegal substance (cocaine, if you want to know).

>_<;

I hope Trowa realizes the torture I'm going through defending his sister.

And what's funny is that the search that found the drugs was really a search for records of embezzlement... from a company that I'm calling WEI in my head.

... I better make sure to proof my paper REALLY well.

Comments

[askerian]

*ROTFLMAO*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets* Yes, that's what I think.

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

lol~ for my "sexuality and the law" paper, i wrote about the significance of criminalizing "sodomy". and i started writing "And while anal sex can play a role in heterosexual relationships, a male-female sexual relationship can exist without it. However, in a male-male relationship, anal sex is the primary act. While men can perform oral sex or provide stimulation with their hands--" at which point i realized that this was just getting vaguely pornographic and i had to stop. ^O^;;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

What's funny is that, really, sodomy means anything that doesn't involve a penis going into a vagina. So oral sex is considered "sodomy".