Hurting myself again
Aug. 31st, 2003 11:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterFor some reason, I've moved from my Yu-Gi-OH! fic masochism to hurting myself by reading Labyrinth fics.
That's right.
LABYRINTH FICS.
LABYRINTH a.k.a. Movie Where David Bowie Proves That He's Really Hung.
*growls* And there seems to be only one type of Labyrinth fic out there, all variations of the "Sarah ends up in the Labyrinth again and falls in love with Jareth" plot. Oh, and Mary Sues. But we won't talk about Mary Sues.
Also, I don't know if this is just for this fandom, or het fics in particular, but I'm reading some SPECTACULARLY bad het lemons. I think that the yaoi fandom has spoiled me in relations to clever, inventive, and well-written lemons. In EVERY fic I read with a sex scene, they were ALL missionary. I actually was HAPPY when ONE fic had Sarah go down on Jareth. Of course, she didn't finish him off and it went straight into missionary, but still... oral sex!
YAY!
It seriously makes me want to consider writing a heavy BDSM fic just to scare everyone. With Sarah as a Domme instead of a weepy girl who needs to be saved by Big Bad Jareth and His Codpiece of DOOM.
... okay, I'll stop ranting now.
That's right.
LABYRINTH FICS.
LABYRINTH a.k.a. Movie Where David Bowie Proves That He's Really Hung.
*growls* And there seems to be only one type of Labyrinth fic out there, all variations of the "Sarah ends up in the Labyrinth again and falls in love with Jareth" plot. Oh, and Mary Sues. But we won't talk about Mary Sues.
Also, I don't know if this is just for this fandom, or het fics in particular, but I'm reading some SPECTACULARLY bad het lemons. I think that the yaoi fandom has spoiled me in relations to clever, inventive, and well-written lemons. In EVERY fic I read with a sex scene, they were ALL missionary. I actually was HAPPY when ONE fic had Sarah go down on Jareth. Of course, she didn't finish him off and it went straight into missionary, but still... oral sex!
YAY!
It seriously makes me want to consider writing a heavy BDSM fic just to scare everyone. With Sarah as a Domme instead of a weepy girl who needs to be saved by Big Bad Jareth and His Codpiece of DOOM.
... okay, I'll stop ranting now.
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Date: 2003-09-01 06:52 am (UTC)*snicker* D'ya think he kept it? D'ya think Iman asks him to wear it on special occasions?
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Date: 2003-09-01 01:38 pm (UTC)Actually, I heard that he WASN'T wearing a codpiece under the tights. I really need to find pics or something, to see if that's true.
Wow, I'm considering staring at a man's crotch to figure out what underwear he wears. I've fallen so low.
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Date: 2003-09-01 10:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-01 01:39 pm (UTC)I mean... Hoggle's so little. It would be like a chihuaua humping a Great Dane.
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Date: 2003-09-01 01:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-01 02:38 pm (UTC)Which is very ironic from me, considering that my two dogs were mutts. Dachshound/German Shephard and Dachshound/Black Lab.
The dachshound was the father.
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Date: 2003-09-01 02:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-01 06:10 pm (UTC)massochist! massochist!
i DARE you to write a good het fic. ::grin::
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Date: 2003-09-02 09:46 am (UTC)Even I can only go so far with the current language to make it sound nice.
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Date: 2003-09-02 08:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-02 09:00 pm (UTC)