I SMITE THEE!!!

[windandwater]

windandwater : i want to smite
skyblueandblack : you should have the opportunity to smite.
windandwater: i would smite furiously
skyblueandblack : yes, you would. It would be most impressive.
windandwater: the people would fear being smote
skyblueandblack : yes, they would. those you had smitten (smited?) would warn all those who might piss you off, so that they would stop their foolish behavior and thus avoid being smote. at least, all those previously smited who lived to tell the tale.
windandwater: well, i would only smite those who deserved to be smote. it would be cruel of me to terrorize those who aren't in need of being smitten.
skyblueandblack : yes, but those in need of smiting could be warned by those who have already been smited.
windandwater: but if the people who have been smote warn those who would fear being smitten, then they might do evil thing without fear of of me smiting.
windandwater: i can't smite all those who need to be smote.
skyblueandblack : this is true. but if you can get a few, that's all it'll take. the others who deserve smiting would fear being smote, that's all. it's an attitude-adjuster.
skyblueandblack : and you can have a smiting team, too. we'll all help yuo smite. kochou will love smiting.
windandwater: but smiting is personal. i get no vindication if other smite for me. i wanted to see the faces of those being smote.
skyblueandblack : we can take videocameras. but only when there is much smiting to be done, or if you're sick and can't make it. it'd be a shame for a whole day to pass smiteless because of the sniffles.
windandwater: well, that's a special case
skyblueandblack : we'd be your backup smiters.
windandwater: but really, you have to build a smiter/smitee relationship or the whole thing is pointless
windandwater: back up smiting is okay
skyblueandblack : *nods*

Comments

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Why wasn't I invited to smite? This is a serious slight. You must have done it out of spite. Now go away, get out of my sight.

What, you lookin' for a fight? >:(

Smite Club

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

I have no objection to you smiting. If, for example, she decides that someone in your neck of the woods needs smiting but she is unable to smite personally because of transportation issues, she may call on you. Ne, Hi-chan?