A HA!

[windandwater]

Have decided that me getting frisked by airport security is wholly the fault of skyblueandblack.

She even admitted it. She's a naughty girl.

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[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

1. You look intelligent
2. You aren't carrying at least one item with an American flag plastered on it
3. You say "french fries"

Airport security will automatically zero in on you if you meet at least one of these criterium.

Not my fault that I know not to wear riveted jeans when you need to pass through a metal detector!