Don't you hate office memos?

[windandwater]

To: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
Fwd: HY (psycho@stalkers.org), Heero (perfection_sucks@soldiers.com), HYuy (zeros_slave@preventers.org)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Not A Happy Writer


Muses --

Okay, you know what? Whoever -- Heero, you're being pre-emptorily blamed since you've done it before -- hacked into the Castle's sound system needs to turn it back NOW. And whoever is singing needs to stop. Hearing a boy sing "Otome no Policy" is really disturbing. And no, "Route Venus" isn't much better.

And if I catch of hint of pimpdaddy!Quatre or ghetto!Wufei around, heads will roll, and I'm not talking about the ones on your shoulders.

It is NOT amusing to torment your Writer on a Monday morning.


-- Writer

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
Fwd: Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
From: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
Re: Re: Not A Happy Writer


Writer --

I most certainly did not hack into the Castle's sound systems of my own free will. I am insulted that you would suggest such a thing. I only hacked in once, and I was not in my right mind at the time.

This does not give you free reign to make me "angst prettily," as you so describe it.

-- H.Y.

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To: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
Fwd: Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Re: Not A Happy Writer


Heero Yuy wrote:

>> I most certainly did not hack into the Castle's sound systems of my own free will.


That implies that you were coerced into doing it. Thank you, Heero. Now I know who to go after.


-- Writer

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
Fwd: Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
From: Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: Re: Not A Happy Writer


GODDAMMIT HEERO! I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!


-- Duo --
I make Death look good.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: insane@fangirl.net
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
From: bishie_torturer@peanutgallery.com
Fwd: gboyz@peanutgallery.com, kalin@ancientchina.net, inu_boi@feudaljapan.net
Re: Castle Sountrack?

Hold up on that Stick o' Vengeance, girl. Some of my muses over here, who shall for the moment remain unnamed, have 'fessed up to playing a part in this. At least, it was a certain spandexed hero who engineered the virus from a remote location. However, I'm not saying this rules out involvement from your OWN muses, as he-who-shall-not-be-named has admitted that he *might* have taken a bribe or two. Have you been letting your muses run free lately? Now that I look, I'm finding quite a few bunnies around the PG that I'm sure I didn't spawn.

--MK

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: bishie_torturer@peanutgallery.com
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org), insane@fangirl.net
From: dimaxwell@demons.net
Fwd: gboyz@peanutgallery.com, kalin@ancientchina.net, inu_boi@feudaljapan.net
Re: Castle Sountrack?

Godamnit, Author! I told you that under *strict confidence!* You gave me your work that you wouldn't tell the others about this!

--D.M.

P.S. And I was not 'bribed,' I was threatened!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: dimaxwell@demons.net
CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org), insane@fangirl.net
From: bishie_torturer@peanutgallery.com
Fwd: gboyz@peanutgallery.com, kalin@ancientchina.net, inu_boi@feudaljapan.net
Re: Castle Sountrack?

I lied.

--MK

P.S. And don't you mean 'blackmailed?'

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net), GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
From: Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com)
Re: Re: Not A Happy Writer


...

Quatre. Wufei. Please stop calling me your 'biatch' and insiting that I wear more fishnet. I have not, at any time, agreed to be the possession of either of you.

... and what happened last Friday doesn't count. You two outnumbered me and used tactics controversial to the Geneva Conventions to get me to scream that.

-- T.