Because I'm a sadist...
Dec. 15th, 2001 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: A Random Hallway]
Duo: [voice] You are one sick puppy, Yuy.
Heero: [he comes around a corner and looks over his shoulder] You're the one who didn't have any clothes.
Duo: [infuriated] And whose fault is THAT, Yuy?! If you hadn't ripped my clothes to SHREDS, I wouldn't have had to mode!shift so I wouldn't end up walking around naked in the Castle. Damn D&D field doesn't work on clothes. And goddammit! Walk slower! I can hardly keep up with you!
[Heero stops in the middle of the hallway and crosses his arms over his chest. Duo comes around the corner. He is in his crossdress!mode. He's wearing Britney Spears' Catholic schoolgirl uniform from "Hit Me Baby One More Time," complete with white knee socks and blue plaid skirt and tied-off white button down shirt. His chestnut hair is up in two long pigtails tied with pink fluffy scrunchies. Duo looks pissed. And he's also walking sort of funny.]
Duo: Stop smirking at me like that! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?!
Heero: [wraps and arms around Duo's waist and tugs him close] It's not my fault that you have to stay in your uke! and slut!modes. And it's not my fault that you have a crossdress!mode.
Duo: [wiggling and pulling out of Heero's embrace] I'm a guy for Crissakes! Just because I like Britney Spears doesn't me I want to dress like her!
Heero: [dryly] Which is why you pelt the Writer with bunnies every time a song comes on.
Duo: That's just to get Her attention so she'll write something for a change.
Heero: Hn.
Duo: Oh no! Don't you "hn" me, Yuy! I know your kinks! You're gonna try to twist some damn bunny to get me to crossdress in a fic! Un-uh! No way! Never!
Heero: [smirks]
Duo: I know that look! Stay away from me! I may be dressed like a girl, but I can still beat the hell out of you if I really want to! [reaches into his shirt and pulls out a pistol]
Heero: [raises his eyebrow] I'd ask, but I really don't want to know. Come on, let's head back to the others. Quatre's probably worried sick. [he starts off again, then stops when he realizes Duo's not following him] Duo?
Duo: [angry and flushed red] Fuck off, Yuy! I can't walk right! I told you that you fucked me raw back there and I meant it. [he crosses his arms and pouts]
Heero: I can always carry you back.
Duo: HELL NO! I'm not lettin you carry me ANYWHERE unless I'm shot or blown up or unconscious!
Heero: I can arrange that.
Duo: Prick.
Heero: Yes. I proved that a little while ago.
Duo: [blinks at Heero, then shakes his head] Fine. Fine. I know you're not gonna let up... even if you DO have to knock me unconscious to do it. Stoop down already. If my pride is gonna take a beating, I'd rather be carried on your back than in your arms.
[Heero nods and stoops down so he can carry Duo piggyback style. Duo wraps his arms around Heero's neck and he doesn't hesitate to try and choke off Heero's air if his hands get frisky beneath Duo's skirt. They pass through the long corridors, bickering in a good-natured way, then Heero stops at the CCS Wing.]
Duo: What's wrong?
Heero: I almost forgot. My father wants to talk to me. [he sets Duo back down on the ground]
Duo: Is it about your brush with insanity?
Heero: [winces] Yes. He's not going to be pleased that I threatened everyone in the place. Besides, I think Mother wants to talk to me, too.
Duo: Oh. D'ya want me to come, too? [looks down at his clothes] Ah... forget that thought. I know Sakura likes me and all, but I don't think she'd appreciate me coming in dressed like this.
Heero: [shrugs] She might think it's cute.
Duo: [frowns] No way. I already had to beat Tomoyo off when she got that new idea for fantasy line stuck in her head. I'll just head off and I'll catch you later. I think the Writer needs to talk to me about the bunny roster. Besides, maybe I can get her to let me outta this Mode.
Heero: Alright. [kisses Duo briefly] And Duo?
Duo: Huh?
Heero: You look great in that skirt. [ducks into the CCS Wing before Duo can answer]
Duo: You're a pervert, Yuy! [stomps off with his pigtails swinging]
Duo: [voice] You are one sick puppy, Yuy.
Heero: [he comes around a corner and looks over his shoulder] You're the one who didn't have any clothes.
Duo: [infuriated] And whose fault is THAT, Yuy?! If you hadn't ripped my clothes to SHREDS, I wouldn't have had to mode!shift so I wouldn't end up walking around naked in the Castle. Damn D&D field doesn't work on clothes. And goddammit! Walk slower! I can hardly keep up with you!
[Heero stops in the middle of the hallway and crosses his arms over his chest. Duo comes around the corner. He is in his crossdress!mode. He's wearing Britney Spears' Catholic schoolgirl uniform from "Hit Me Baby One More Time," complete with white knee socks and blue plaid skirt and tied-off white button down shirt. His chestnut hair is up in two long pigtails tied with pink fluffy scrunchies. Duo looks pissed. And he's also walking sort of funny.]
Duo: Stop smirking at me like that! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?!
Heero: [wraps and arms around Duo's waist and tugs him close] It's not my fault that you have to stay in your uke! and slut!modes. And it's not my fault that you have a crossdress!mode.
Duo: [wiggling and pulling out of Heero's embrace] I'm a guy for Crissakes! Just because I like Britney Spears doesn't me I want to dress like her!
Heero: [dryly] Which is why you pelt the Writer with bunnies every time a song comes on.
Duo: That's just to get Her attention so she'll write something for a change.
Heero: Hn.
Duo: Oh no! Don't you "hn" me, Yuy! I know your kinks! You're gonna try to twist some damn bunny to get me to crossdress in a fic! Un-uh! No way! Never!
Heero: [smirks]
Duo: I know that look! Stay away from me! I may be dressed like a girl, but I can still beat the hell out of you if I really want to! [reaches into his shirt and pulls out a pistol]
Heero: [raises his eyebrow] I'd ask, but I really don't want to know. Come on, let's head back to the others. Quatre's probably worried sick. [he starts off again, then stops when he realizes Duo's not following him] Duo?
Duo: [angry and flushed red] Fuck off, Yuy! I can't walk right! I told you that you fucked me raw back there and I meant it. [he crosses his arms and pouts]
Heero: I can always carry you back.
Duo: HELL NO! I'm not lettin you carry me ANYWHERE unless I'm shot or blown up or unconscious!
Heero: I can arrange that.
Duo: Prick.
Heero: Yes. I proved that a little while ago.
Duo: [blinks at Heero, then shakes his head] Fine. Fine. I know you're not gonna let up... even if you DO have to knock me unconscious to do it. Stoop down already. If my pride is gonna take a beating, I'd rather be carried on your back than in your arms.
[Heero nods and stoops down so he can carry Duo piggyback style. Duo wraps his arms around Heero's neck and he doesn't hesitate to try and choke off Heero's air if his hands get frisky beneath Duo's skirt. They pass through the long corridors, bickering in a good-natured way, then Heero stops at the CCS Wing.]
Duo: What's wrong?
Heero: I almost forgot. My father wants to talk to me. [he sets Duo back down on the ground]
Duo: Is it about your brush with insanity?
Heero: [winces] Yes. He's not going to be pleased that I threatened everyone in the place. Besides, I think Mother wants to talk to me, too.
Duo: Oh. D'ya want me to come, too? [looks down at his clothes] Ah... forget that thought. I know Sakura likes me and all, but I don't think she'd appreciate me coming in dressed like this.
Heero: [shrugs] She might think it's cute.
Duo: [frowns] No way. I already had to beat Tomoyo off when she got that new idea for fantasy line stuck in her head. I'll just head off and I'll catch you later. I think the Writer needs to talk to me about the bunny roster. Besides, maybe I can get her to let me outta this Mode.
Heero: Alright. [kisses Duo briefly] And Duo?
Duo: Huh?
Heero: You look great in that skirt. [ducks into the CCS Wing before Duo can answer]
Duo: You're a pervert, Yuy! [stomps off with his pigtails swinging]