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Here's my INSTANT SLASH STORY, as pimped out by [livejournal.com profile] kwycksylver and [livejournal.com profile] kracken.

All I can say is, please forgive me for the shameless Mary Sue, and... uhm... I'd like to be that wooden spoon.

^^;



The darkness was all around as Heero walked through salvage yard down towards his Duo's bed, random thoughts of roleplay crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Sera had told him she often dreamed about Lady Une involved in voyeurism with a kitten , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Duo .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Wufei, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Duo masturbating himself with a cherry lube.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the wooden spoon he was carrying with him. Would Duo's ass feel like that to his cock?

What would Duo think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating chocolate off Duo's beautiful chest?

Heero rubbed the wooden spoon against his ass whispering Duo's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Duo's bed but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Duo's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Duo had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. salvage yard was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the chocolate he was carrying and leisurely scratched his ass.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Heero calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his chocolate and ran towards the sound of his love's voice.

Duo stumbled through the darkness towards Heero. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his love being attacked by a kitten. Was he about to be raped by Zechs dressed as Lady Une? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his cock.

Heero, Heero, my love, screamed Duo. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Heero leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the wooden spoon and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chest pointing in the air.

Duo! Heero gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Wufei said you were in your Duo's bed engaged in some roleplay with Sera.

No, I was alone in my Duo's bed with nothing but my cherry lube for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my ass against it, and have you kiss my cock, and now I see your chest for myself I realise that not even Lady Une has a chest to compare with yours.

Oh, love, Wufei said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Sera.

What! That old kitten, I'd rather get involved in voyeurism with Zechs, a wooden spoon and chocolate than dream of roleplay with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my cock curl.

Oh, Heero!

Oh, Duo, my love!

Cue soft music, sounds of roleplay and voyeurism, soft focus and fade.........

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwycksylver.livejournal.com
LOL! I'm sure Duo wished he was that wooden spoon too.

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ponderosa121.livejournal.com
Was he about to be raped by Zechs dressed as Lady Une

Ok. that just cracks me up. XD XD XD

...and gee. the wooden spoon sure beats my spork.

*cough* Oh yes, and I'm still working on that damn Undressing 1x2. Lousy thing :p

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Had a disturbing image of Zechs in Lady Une's Preventer uniform, you know, with that short skirt? He looked rather nice in it, actually...

*beats down pervy thoughts*

And you shouldn't deny the usefulness of sporks. They're a spoon... AND a fork!

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ponderosa121.livejournal.com
Yes, but you had an ass rubbing wooden spoon. I had an ear rubbing spork! :p

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Oh, well... *cough* ... I suppose that does make a difference. Plus, I'm imagining those big wooden spoons, which are good for spanking. Ooh...

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Date: 2003-03-30 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shdlm.livejournal.com
Spanking! *applauds*

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Date: 2003-03-30 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iniq.livejournal.com
XD

His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his cock.

*still laughing tears*

XD *can't stop snickering'

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Date: 2003-03-30 04:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kracken.livejournal.com
That's a good one! The wooden spoon makes sense.. I don't think I should have admited that. *^_^*

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