All Quiet In Castle Anthrax

[windandwater]

[Scene: The Sanctum]

Writer: [frozen and unblinking at Her desk] I... wrote... lemon...

Duo: [frowns and waves his hand across the Writer's eyes] Moshi moshi?

Writer: [monotone] I... actually... write... yaoi... lemon...

Duo: [looks at Heero over his shoulder] Uuhhh... you sure did, Writer. Damn good job, too. Me an' Hee-chan aren't complaining.

Writer: [slowly coming around] But... I don't... I mean, I don't... write... full lemon... citrus... lime... not full... lemon...

Duo: [grinning] Writer, you didn't just write a lemon. You wrote something that was basically PWP with shades of NCS. We're proud of you!

Writer: [collapes and starts sobbing]

Duo: [blinks]

Heero: [grabs Duo by the braid] Come on. She'll get over it in a while. Let's leave her alone.