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[windandwater]

... by the Surgeon General!

*giggle*

Because I feel like it, I'm posting up the recipes for some very interesting drinks. You'll see why I'm amused.

Maxwell Orgasm

1 oz. cranberry juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Bacardi Limon Rum®
1 oz. Sour Mix
1 oz. Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps®

Using a collins glass, fill with ice, add Bacardi Lemon, Sour Apple Pucker, orange juice, cranberry juice, Lemon Lime Soda. Shake well. Top off with whipped cream and cherry.

Blue-eyed Boy

1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Creme de cacao
1 oz Rum
1 scoop Vanilla Ice-cream
2 cubes Ice
1 sprig of mint leaves.

Put all ingredients into blender, including mint leaves, saving some for garnish. Blend until smooth. Serve in a Brandy Snifter with a tea spoon. Garnish with a sprig of mint leaves.


... maybe I'll add to this list later. I swear I've heard of a drink called a "Death Glare" but I can't find the recipe.

EDIT... Well, I can't find the Death Glare, so I'll substitute instead. Adios Mother Fucker (a.k.a. AMF), one of my faves. It really *will* destroy you utterly. The bastard is strong. Plus, it's blue! A very good substitute, in my opinion.

Adios Mother Fucker

3/4 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Gin
3/4 oz Rum
3/4 oz Tequila
3/4 oz Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
2 splash(es) Cola
1 dash(es) Blue Curacao
1 wedge(s) Lemon

Combine vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, and sweet & sour mix over ice in glass. Add cola, then dash of blue caracao (for color). Garnish with lemon and adios...

Death Wish ... uhm, I got the name wrong. I think this is the "Death Glare" I was talking about.

1 Part of Wild Turkey 101
1 Part of Rumple Minze
1 Part of Jägermeister

Mix and pour into shot glasses. The bar would cut you off after three of these. FOR HOME USE ONLY! This could be potentially dangerous!

SM *giggles*

1 Shot of Gin
1 Mug Root Beer
(Should be a ratio of about 1 part Gin to 4 parts Root Beer.)

Fill a Shot Glass with Gin. Fill a Mug with Root Beer leaving a little room at the top. Drop the entire Shot, including the Glass, into the Mug filled with Root Beer. At the end of the drink, the Shot glass will empty the gin in the last gulp of Root Beer and slide down hitting the drinker's nose.
Only the sliding of the Shot Glass is masochistic. The drink is delicious.

No Name

1 Part of Amaretto
1 Part of Whiskey
1 Part of Sour Mix

Mix and pour into shot glasses.

Blue Eyed Blonde

1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Creme de Banane

Layer Curacao then Creme de Banane in a Shot Glass.

Dragon Slayer

.5 Ounce of Absolut Vodka
.5 Ounce of Malibu Rum
.75 Ounce of Blueberry Schnapps
.25 Ounce of Blue Curacao
1 Ounce of Pineapple Juice
1 Ounce of Orange Juice
.25 Ounce of 7-Up
1 Dash of Grenadine

Shake all but 7-up and grenadine with ice and pour into sour glass. Fill with 7-up and top with grenadine.


I, quite possibly, have too much time on my hands. At least I didn't post up "Death of a Virgin."

Comments

[duonekophile.livejournal.com]

*makes note* I do find those very interesting. If you find the Death Glare, I'd be intrigued to see it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^___^ I didn't find the Death Glare, but I found a very nice substitute. Just be glad I didn't post up the recipe for a "Kamikaze."

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I'll take a blue-eyed boy. Can I have it virgin? O_o*

[duonekophile.livejournal.com]

....Not for a while, now...

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*snarf* I got a kick out of the fact that a Maxwell Orgasm comes with a cherry. I figured you'd have taken care of that particular detail.

[duonekophile.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I noticed that too. But I appreciate that it has cream too. ;)

[whooosh.livejournal.com]

hey, i just opened up a forum a couple of days ago, and we could really use more members, you seem like a preety cool person, i'd really love it if you joined up, i'm sure you'd enjoy it. Hopefully in time we'll have a great online community of friends. but if you dont feel like it, thats always ok ;]

its at http://www.ijester.com

Yummmy....

[love4anangel.livejournal.com]

I want a good drink...which one do you recommend. Or AMF is the best? I need to try that.

Re: Yummmy....

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I haven't actually tasted any of these besides the AMF. I just posted them because they have cool names. ^^;

Re: Yummmy....

[love4anangel.livejournal.com]

You are such a silly dork. ^_^ So how's life...are those the real names for the drinks? I am thinking of going to bartending school. It's a two week course. ^_^ That should be fun.

...*sniggers*....

[meiyochan.livejournal.com]

My personal fave was

"Adios Mother Fucker"

Like what you give a haughty girl before you take advantage of her.

M

Re: ...*sniggers*....

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*snarf* It's pretty damn close. Just remember that it's a drink not a shot. When I had mine, no one told me I was supposed to drink it slow, and they all started chanting at me to slam it.

So I did.

I won the approval and awe of all my friends that night. Of course, the drink slammed into me like a sledgehammer 5 minutes later. I woke up buzzed. ^^;;