For Sale

[windandwater]

One (1) female reproductive system. Includes all parts (uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes, non-fertilized ova). In good condition, used only once a month. US $10,000 O.B.O.
Also willing to lease on a term for no less than nine (9) months for the purposes of avoiding bad Mpreg fics.
Yaoi bishounen only. Couples/threesomes/etc. given preference.
Buyers must provide own sperm and fertilization process (will participate enthusiastically).
Must be willing to pay for all medical costs and ice cream.
Will provide full-term gestation process and incidental mood swings.
Willing to negotiate terms and price for lease.
Please contact if interested.

Comments

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Like I need another one.